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[blackinsideout.livejournal.com]

Customers... baw! Filthy vermin, I say.

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YOU.WIN.

[cbgoverness.livejournal.com]

[Have a raised eyebrow and a pile of books on your desk (Mostly children's books, but there are two copies of Thomas Mann's "Buddenbrooks" and "Death in Venice" there too)]

Haha, thanks. Still voice-testing, fyi.

[blackinsideout.livejournal.com]

[His face turns from a look of pure disdain to one of giddy, schoolboy when he looks up at her. Quickly, he parts his shaggy, black hair to the other side.] Not all though. Some are like -- like beautiful... cupcakes floating down a river of beauty.

You are doing mighty fine so far ;)

[cbgoverness.livejournal.com]

[And the raised eyebrow turns into an amused smile]
That's the most interesting comparison I ever heard.

SQUEEE!

[blackinsideout.livejournal.com]

[High-pitched, giggly giggle at that.] You're the most -- interesting comparison I've ever seen.

[cbgoverness.livejournal.com]

[Oh dear.... Still, she finds him amusing]
Now, I was wondering if it wouldn't be much of an inconvenience if I bought these books. [ she points to the pile of books]

[blackinsideout.livejournal.com]

No! It wouldn't be an inconvenience at all! In fact, the only inconvenience I see is that you have to buy them. Which you don't have to, of course. [And he'll end that with a smile.]

[cbgoverness.livejournal.com]

I beg you pardon? [She is confused, just a wee bit]

[blackinsideout.livejournal.com]

It's free! Ha, ha. It's free... book day to all costumers starting... now! [He pushes the stack of books to her.] So there you go.

[cbgoverness.livejournal.com]

Are you... Are you really sure of that, sir? I mean, it is perfectly okay for me to pay. I have the money and I even made a ticket with the prices and applying the VAT to the total. [She actually does those things. And she is showing you the prove at this very moment.]

[blackinsideout.livejournal.com]

No, no, it's Bernard. Bernard Black.

DED OF THE CUTE (Happy New Year, by the way)

[cbgoverness.livejournal.com]

Are you OK, Mr Black?
[Which is her way of saying: What are you on, man?. Because you are sort of creeping her a bit.]

Still 2011 from where I'm at; but thanks :D

[blackinsideout.livejournal.com]

Of course I'm okay. [He lets out another giggle. She's so caring, isn't she?]

Ah, fine then ;)

[cbgoverness.livejournal.com]

[She's polite. Even though he is starting to scare her a bit.]
Very well, then. [She then opens her purse and hands him the money.]

2012 where you live?

[blackinsideout.livejournal.com]

[He holds out his hands to stop her.] No, no. It's free. All free.

Yep. Four hours of it already.

[cbgoverness.livejournal.com]

[The money's still in her hand]
I insist, Mr Black.

Well, hello from a time-traveller! Got flying cars yet?

[blackinsideout.livejournal.com]

No, I insist. You'd be doing me a favour actually.

Nope. Just a whole bunch of fireworks. Fireworks all around

[cbgoverness.livejournal.com]

How so? [Now she's curious.]

Lame.

[blackinsideout.livejournal.com]

Oh y'know. I'd have to catalogue them and put them in and all that. Really, seriously, it's a favour.

IKR? Also, going to fall asleep in 3...2...1 (see you in the New Year) ...

[cbgoverness.livejournal.com]

I could help with that..
[Because really. She does not want him suddenly changing opinions and deciding he actually wanted her to pay for the books]

3 years... they've got 3 more years to make the world like Back to the Future

[blackinsideout.livejournal.com]

Ah, no, no. [Beautiful like her shouldn't have to work. He nudges his head to the side.] I've got Hulk Hogan for that.

XDDD Also, now really going to bed. See ya.

[cbgoverness.livejournal.com]

[And she can't help to laugh, it's almost nervous]
Well, seems he's doing quite the job, then.

YOU.WIN.

[cbgoverness.livejournal.com]

[Have a raised eyebrow and a pile of books on your desk (Mostly children's books, but there are two copies of Thomas Mann's "Buddenbrooks" and "Death in Venice" there too)]

Haha, thanks. Still voice-testing, fyi.

[blackinsideout.livejournal.com]

[His face turns from a look of pure disdain to one of giddy, schoolboy when he looks up at her. Quickly, he parts his shaggy, black hair to the other side.] Not all though. Some are like -- like beautiful... cupcakes floating down a river of beauty.

You are doing mighty fine so far ;)

[cbgoverness.livejournal.com]

[And the raised eyebrow turns into an amused smile]
That's the most interesting comparison I ever heard.

SQUEEE!

[blackinsideout.livejournal.com]

[High-pitched, giggly giggle at that.] You're the most -- interesting comparison I've ever seen.

[cbgoverness.livejournal.com]

[Oh dear.... Still, she finds him amusing]
Now, I was wondering if it wouldn't be much of an inconvenience if I bought these books. [ she points to the pile of books]

[blackinsideout.livejournal.com]

No! It wouldn't be an inconvenience at all! In fact, the only inconvenience I see is that you have to buy them. Which you don't have to, of course. [And he'll end that with a smile.]

[cbgoverness.livejournal.com]

I beg you pardon? [She is confused, just a wee bit]

[blackinsideout.livejournal.com]

It's free! Ha, ha. It's free... book day to all costumers starting... now! [He pushes the stack of books to her.] So there you go.

[cbgoverness.livejournal.com]

Are you... Are you really sure of that, sir? I mean, it is perfectly okay for me to pay. I have the money and I even made a ticket with the prices and applying the VAT to the total. [She actually does those things. And she is showing you the prove at this very moment.]

[blackinsideout.livejournal.com]

No, no, it's Bernard. Bernard Black.

DED OF THE CUTE (Happy New Year, by the way)

[cbgoverness.livejournal.com]

Are you OK, Mr Black?
[Which is her way of saying: What are you on, man?. Because you are sort of creeping her a bit.]

Still 2011 from where I'm at; but thanks :D

[blackinsideout.livejournal.com]

Of course I'm okay. [He lets out another giggle. She's so caring, isn't she?]

Ah, fine then ;)

[cbgoverness.livejournal.com]

[She's polite. Even though he is starting to scare her a bit.]
Very well, then. [She then opens her purse and hands him the money.]

2012 where you live?

[blackinsideout.livejournal.com]

[He holds out his hands to stop her.] No, no. It's free. All free.

Yep. Four hours of it already.

[cbgoverness.livejournal.com]

[The money's still in her hand]
I insist, Mr Black.

Well, hello from a time-traveller! Got flying cars yet?

[blackinsideout.livejournal.com]

No, I insist. You'd be doing me a favour actually.

Nope. Just a whole bunch of fireworks. Fireworks all around

[cbgoverness.livejournal.com]

How so? [Now she's curious.]

Lame.

[blackinsideout.livejournal.com]

Oh y'know. I'd have to catalogue them and put them in and all that. Really, seriously, it's a favour.

IKR? Also, going to fall asleep in 3...2...1 (see you in the New Year) ...

[cbgoverness.livejournal.com]

I could help with that..
[Because really. She does not want him suddenly changing opinions and deciding he actually wanted her to pay for the books]

3 years... they've got 3 more years to make the world like Back to the Future

[blackinsideout.livejournal.com]

Ah, no, no. [Beautiful like her shouldn't have to work. He nudges his head to the side.] I've got Hulk Hogan for that.

XDDD Also, now really going to bed. See ya.

[cbgoverness.livejournal.com]

[And she can't help to laugh, it's almost nervous]
Well, seems he's doing quite the job, then.