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[beautiful-yzma.livejournal.com]

Oh my. You are quite handsome~

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[prohedonism.livejournal.com]

Lady, I speak to you now as the least picky human being on Earth, someone who has literally no standards whatsoever - no. No, no, no. Even I wouldn't do you. Not for all the crystal speed in New York or the beer in Germany. No. No, and did I mention no.

[beautiful-yzma.livejournal.com]

I have no idea what you are talking about.

[Yzma pat his arm a few times.] Why don't you fetch me a cup of coffee, darling?

[prohedonism.livejournal.com]

Uh, no. That would require actually talking to you again. Unless you need me to hook you up with something stronger, I think I'm just going to run like Hell, kthanx.

Somewhere, Victor Hugo is rolling in his grave.....

[humaneamis.livejournal.com]

I do beg your pardon, madam?

LOOL, amazing.

[beautiful-yzma.livejournal.com]

You're not deaf, boy? [This was Yzma's "cute" face.]

[thewittiest.livejournal.com]

How kind of you to say, my dear.

[beautiful-yzma.livejournal.com]

You are welcome to return the compliment~ [Batting her eyelashes.]

[repelicate.livejournal.com]

So I've been told.

[beautiful-yzma.livejournal.com]

How very modest, darling!

[prettyakwrd.livejournal.com]

[Have some shifty eyes and an awkward hair tug]

[beautiful-yzma.livejournal.com]

No?

Are you doubting MY knowledge of the male form? [Yzma has been around since forever!]

[nobler-red.livejournal.com]

[He laughs, coldly.] Not really.

[beautiful-yzma.livejournal.com]

Would I ever lie to you~? [Don't disagree with Yzma, random peasant!]

[prohedonism.livejournal.com]

Lady, I speak to you now as the least picky human being on Earth, someone who has literally no standards whatsoever - no. No, no, no. Even I wouldn't do you. Not for all the crystal speed in New York or the beer in Germany. No. No, and did I mention no.

[beautiful-yzma.livejournal.com]

I have no idea what you are talking about.

[Yzma pat his arm a few times.] Why don't you fetch me a cup of coffee, darling?

Somewhere, Victor Hugo is rolling in his grave.....

[humaneamis.livejournal.com]

I do beg your pardon, madam?

LOOL, amazing.

[beautiful-yzma.livejournal.com]

You're not deaf, boy? [This was Yzma's "cute" face.]

[thewittiest.livejournal.com]

How kind of you to say, my dear.

[beautiful-yzma.livejournal.com]

You are welcome to return the compliment~ [Batting her eyelashes.]

[repelicate.livejournal.com]

So I've been told.

[beautiful-yzma.livejournal.com]

How very modest, darling!

[prettyakwrd.livejournal.com]

[Have some shifty eyes and an awkward hair tug]

[beautiful-yzma.livejournal.com]

No?

Are you doubting MY knowledge of the male form? [Yzma has been around since forever!]

[nobler-red.livejournal.com]

[He laughs, coldly.] Not really.

[beautiful-yzma.livejournal.com]

Would I ever lie to you~? [Don't disagree with Yzma, random peasant!]