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[bravest-knight.livejournal.com]

I don't sell parrots.

None. Alright?

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You, my dear, win at life.

[peppymiller.livejournal.com]

Oh well, that's a pity. I would have bought you one.

Re: I do? Thank you. I'm just a normal British bloke with a sense of humour XD

[bravest-knight.livejournal.com]

Bought me a what? Why would I want something? I don't need anything.

All fantastic qualities. ;)

[peppymiller.livejournal.com]

[Oh great, now she has to explain herself again]
I mean, if you sold parrots, I would have bought one. For me. Not for you.

[dogeat-underdog.livejournal.com]

[Kemi squints at him.] You sure?

Not that I'm in the market for a parrot. [Between the dragon, the Hellhound, the fire lizard, and the hognose snake, they don't really have any more room in the house for another pet. Not to mention the werewolves.] But if I were, you kinda look like the sort of person I'd get one from.

[bravest-knight.livejournal.com]

Why do people keep saying I look like a parrot salesman? I'm not, alright? Do parrot salesmen have swords and shields? I doubt they can put up a fight against a hundred armed soldiers either.

[dogeat-underdog.livejournal.com]

You've just got one of those faces, I gue--

[He's gonna let the sword-and-shield statement go for a minute, because he's got a crossbow no one can see.] A hundred armed soldiers?

[gonna-be-good.livejournal.com]

No?

[bravest-knight.livejournal.com]

Thank you. At least you don't think I sell parrots for a living.

[gonna-be-good.livejournal.com]

A shame; I might have bought one for a friend...

LOL British comedy is the greatest

[ofdrumsthesound.livejournal.com]

Well why not?

Re: :D

[bravest-knight.livejournal.com]

Because I don't. I'm a knight of the Round Table and people won't believe me.

[ofdrumsthesound.livejournal.com]

You look a bit silly for a knight.

BEST EVER.

[dontvoteforking.livejournal.com]

...What the hell are you going on about?

Re: Thanks :D

[bravest-knight.livejournal.com]

Some people think I sell parrots. Which I don't.

[dontvoteforking.livejournal.com]

Why on earth would they think that?

You, my dear, win at life.

[peppymiller.livejournal.com]

Oh well, that's a pity. I would have bought you one.

Re: I do? Thank you. I'm just a normal British bloke with a sense of humour XD

[bravest-knight.livejournal.com]

Bought me a what? Why would I want something? I don't need anything.

[dogeat-underdog.livejournal.com]

[Kemi squints at him.] You sure?

Not that I'm in the market for a parrot. [Between the dragon, the Hellhound, the fire lizard, and the hognose snake, they don't really have any more room in the house for another pet. Not to mention the werewolves.] But if I were, you kinda look like the sort of person I'd get one from.

[bravest-knight.livejournal.com]

Why do people keep saying I look like a parrot salesman? I'm not, alright? Do parrot salesmen have swords and shields? I doubt they can put up a fight against a hundred armed soldiers either.

[gonna-be-good.livejournal.com]

No?

[bravest-knight.livejournal.com]

Thank you. At least you don't think I sell parrots for a living.

LOL British comedy is the greatest

[ofdrumsthesound.livejournal.com]

Well why not?

Re: :D

[bravest-knight.livejournal.com]

Because I don't. I'm a knight of the Round Table and people won't believe me.

BEST EVER.

[dontvoteforking.livejournal.com]

...What the hell are you going on about?

Re: Thanks :D

[bravest-knight.livejournal.com]

Some people think I sell parrots. Which I don't.