http://dealing-death.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] dealing-death.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] sixwordstories2011-12-30 01:33 pm

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Dress number one? Dress number two?

[identity profile] likes-ironing.livejournal.com 2011-12-30 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Depends. Do you want to wear the dress again in the future, and are you looking to get laid?

[identity profile] likes-ironing.livejournal.com 2011-12-30 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Dress #2 you can wear again, but it's sluttier. You're more likely to get fucked in a bathroom wearing it.

Dress #1 is classy, but the one-sleeve thing is already dated for last year. It's not as wearable an investment.

Holyfuck, I turned into a gay man.

[identity profile] likes-ironing.livejournal.com 2011-12-30 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah Dated. That particular style's been worn all this year.... If they're selling the style at the Local Mall in the trendy teenager section, it's already dated. So I dunno, unless you love it or something...

You could do something like this (http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRvS1oaGN1Kb43ch5Om09e3_AjmTZL48GfDcY8JleAWN3-Hp1hi). It's got the asymmetrical shoulder, the vintage look, loses the obvious 'trendy sleeve' and if you hook up, whoever you end up with might still respect you in the morning.

[identity profile] nobler-red.livejournal.com 2011-12-30 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
The first is more modest, miss.

[identity profile] nobler-red.livejournal.com 2011-12-30 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I... well, no, but the other may give people the wrong idea.

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[identity profile] immortal-pirate.livejournal.com 2011-12-31 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
"You look amazing in either of them, love. But I vote for number two." She did look sexy in either of them and the little black dress was always in fashion.

[identity profile] immortal-pirate.livejournal.com 2011-12-31 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
"Gladly. I'd take you out if you were wearing a paper sack," he grinned. "You'd make anything look sexy."

[identity profile] likes-ironing.livejournal.com 2011-12-30 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Depends. Do you want to wear the dress again in the future, and are you looking to get laid?

[identity profile] likes-ironing.livejournal.com 2011-12-30 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Dress #2 you can wear again, but it's sluttier. You're more likely to get fucked in a bathroom wearing it.

Dress #1 is classy, but the one-sleeve thing is already dated for last year. It's not as wearable an investment.

Holyfuck, I turned into a gay man.

[identity profile] nobler-red.livejournal.com 2011-12-30 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
The first is more modest, miss.

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I... well, no, but the other may give people the wrong idea.

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[identity profile] immortal-pirate.livejournal.com 2011-12-31 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
"You look amazing in either of them, love. But I vote for number two." She did look sexy in either of them and the little black dress was always in fashion.

[identity profile] immortal-pirate.livejournal.com 2011-12-31 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
"Gladly. I'd take you out if you were wearing a paper sack," he grinned. "You'd make anything look sexy."