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[thesecondmost.livejournal.com]

I'm not interested in Sherlock Holmes.

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[mightbeblogging.livejournal.com]

Well.

I'm sure he's not terribly interested in you, either.

[thesecondmost.livejournal.com]

Ah, Dr. Watson. What a surprise. I'm not used to seeing you... unattached.

[mightbeblogging.livejournal.com]

[ A thin smile. ]

I could say the same for you.

[thesecondmost.livejournal.com]

[This earns him a raised eyebrow] Oh? You're not as slow as you look.

[mightbeblogging.livejournal.com]

Fast enough to keep up with you.

[thesecondmost.livejournal.com]

I think we'll have to see about that.

[mightbeblogging.livejournal.com]

Is that a threat, or a promise?

[thesecondmost.livejournal.com]

That depends on you.

[mightbeblogging.livejournal.com]

So long as you stay away from Sherlock, I doubt we'll have any reason to do 'business' together.

[thesecondmost.livejournal.com]

As long as he stays out of our affairs. And keeps Jim's interest. [Because once that's gone, so is Sherlock.]

So much the delay

[thesecondmost.livejournal.com]

I'm perfectly happy to stay away from Sherlock. [Until he gets word to do otherwise. And honestly he's just waiting for the day when he can put a bullet between his eyes]

[thaasophobic.livejournal.com]

I know it must be difficult to cross the absolute river of tears I'm crying for you, darling; might I suggest sucking it up? ( :) )

[thesecondmost.livejournal.com]

Might I suggest not being an immense twat while I'm holding a loaded rifle? [<3]

You realize I could solve a great many of our problems if you'd just let me shoot him.

[thaasophobic.livejournal.com]

I'm not certain if that was meant to be a threat or an innuendo, Seb. You ought to work on your clarity. ( in answer: no, he'll never stop being a twat. ever. )

( SIGH. ) You've no sense of craft! Doing away with him like that would be a waste. Not to mention boring. No, Sherlock Holmes doesn't deserve to be met with the same fate I've had you introduce to countless slimy politicians, unreliable drug pedallers, and failed informants. No, no, no... it'd be much too fast. What he needs-- what he's earned is a torturously slow and agonizing death.

Preferably with some kind of poetic, underlying metaphor. Haven't quite figured that bit out yet but I'll get there.

[thesecondmost.livejournal.com]

You know, I think there's a word for that. [He snorts and sets the sniper rifle down on the roof]

As much as I'd like to discuss the many creative ways we could take out your latest obsession- What are you even doing out here?

[thaasophobic.livejournal.com]

( deadpan. ) I enjoy watching you work a gun.

[thesecondmost.livejournal.com]

Well unfortunately for you, there doesn't seem to be much need for it tonight.

Whoever those people were Holmes set off, they're not coming. At least not anytime soon.

[thaasophobic.livejournal.com]

Awwwwww. ( siiiiiiigh. ) Ah well! ( yeah, he recovers pretty quick. hope you don't mind james patting you oh-so-condescendingly on the head. ) We'll find someone for you to kill. You've got the one job that'll never run out of business! People will never not want other people dead, you lucky tart.

[thesecondmost.livejournal.com]

I give the gift that keeps giving. [He smirks and begins to disassemble the gun. Across the street and down Sherlock can be seen bickering with Mrs Hudson about something.]

[thaasophobic.livejournal.com]

While simultaneously taking. ( snerk. ) Good thing it's nothing too valuable.

[thesecondmost.livejournal.com]

Oh! So it's like that then. You're a funny man.

[mightbeblogging.livejournal.com]

Well.

I'm sure he's not terribly interested in you, either.

[thesecondmost.livejournal.com]

Ah, Dr. Watson. What a surprise. I'm not used to seeing you... unattached.

[mightbeblogging.livejournal.com]

[ A thin smile. ]

I could say the same for you.

[thesecondmost.livejournal.com]

[This earns him a raised eyebrow] Oh? You're not as slow as you look.

[mightbeblogging.livejournal.com]

Fast enough to keep up with you.

[thesecondmost.livejournal.com]

I think we'll have to see about that.

[mightbeblogging.livejournal.com]

Is that a threat, or a promise?

[thesecondmost.livejournal.com]

That depends on you.

[mightbeblogging.livejournal.com]

So long as you stay away from Sherlock, I doubt we'll have any reason to do 'business' together.

[thesecondmost.livejournal.com]

As long as he stays out of our affairs. And keeps Jim's interest. [Because once that's gone, so is Sherlock.]

So much the delay

[thesecondmost.livejournal.com]

I'm perfectly happy to stay away from Sherlock. [Until he gets word to do otherwise. And honestly he's just waiting for the day when he can put a bullet between his eyes]

[thaasophobic.livejournal.com]

I know it must be difficult to cross the absolute river of tears I'm crying for you, darling; might I suggest sucking it up? ( :) )

[thesecondmost.livejournal.com]

Might I suggest not being an immense twat while I'm holding a loaded rifle? [<3]

You realize I could solve a great many of our problems if you'd just let me shoot him.

[thaasophobic.livejournal.com]

I'm not certain if that was meant to be a threat or an innuendo, Seb. You ought to work on your clarity. ( in answer: no, he'll never stop being a twat. ever. )

( SIGH. ) You've no sense of craft! Doing away with him like that would be a waste. Not to mention boring. No, Sherlock Holmes doesn't deserve to be met with the same fate I've had you introduce to countless slimy politicians, unreliable drug pedallers, and failed informants. No, no, no... it'd be much too fast. What he needs-- what he's earned is a torturously slow and agonizing death.

Preferably with some kind of poetic, underlying metaphor. Haven't quite figured that bit out yet but I'll get there.

[thesecondmost.livejournal.com]

You know, I think there's a word for that. [He snorts and sets the sniper rifle down on the roof]

As much as I'd like to discuss the many creative ways we could take out your latest obsession- What are you even doing out here?

[thaasophobic.livejournal.com]

( deadpan. ) I enjoy watching you work a gun.

[thesecondmost.livejournal.com]

Well unfortunately for you, there doesn't seem to be much need for it tonight.

Whoever those people were Holmes set off, they're not coming. At least not anytime soon.

[thaasophobic.livejournal.com]

Awwwwww. ( siiiiiiigh. ) Ah well! ( yeah, he recovers pretty quick. hope you don't mind james patting you oh-so-condescendingly on the head. ) We'll find someone for you to kill. You've got the one job that'll never run out of business! People will never not want other people dead, you lucky tart.

[thesecondmost.livejournal.com]

I give the gift that keeps giving. [He smirks and begins to disassemble the gun. Across the street and down Sherlock can be seen bickering with Mrs Hudson about something.]

[thaasophobic.livejournal.com]

While simultaneously taking. ( snerk. ) Good thing it's nothing too valuable.

[thesecondmost.livejournal.com]

Oh! So it's like that then. You're a funny man.