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King of New York?

Still me.

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Congratulations!

(OOC: Liar. It's Denton)

Thanks. It's a rough job, but someone's got to do it.

And I'm sure you're the best man for the job.

You say that like it's a good thing.

There are worse things, believe me. What's so wrong with it?

People whinin', expectin' your favour, inbred relatives, wearin' a silly crown, battlin' t'hold your seat... why you couldn't just get someone t'hold it for you is beyond me.

I'm teasin', y'know.

This is New York, though. King means something different here.

It's okay, I'm not much of a fan of monarchies either.

My answer amused me though. Especially the mental images. Like the one of y'in tights.

Hey now. What's so funny about me in tights?

Please to imagine what you just asked. More importantly, I'd like to see the process of you getting them on.

If you want to see me with my pants off, all you have to do is ask.

Yes, please.

Ooh! The KoNY, huh? That's WAY more cred and less whatsit than the KoT. What's up there, "cone-y (KoNY)"?

S'tha' so?

Yup.

*grins* Then ya should tell me what t'see while I'm her'.

Or iffen ya got time, yer kingship, I'd be enamored ta have ya as a guide.

Where are you from?

I don't really do the tour thing. I can recommend a few good guide services, though. You ever heard of a king giving a tour around his own kingdom?

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