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I win. I win. I win.

And modest.

I modest?

Me no comprendo.

Obviously.

Oh yes, obviously. Pft.

Awwwight! Way to sportsmanlike the pants offa everyone else!

......

?

I win.

What do you win?

*Thinks veeeery carefully.*

I don't remember now.

Oh. Well, congrats on whatever it was?

Gracias.

How did you sleep?

Fine. I'm still kind of tired and..stuff.

Go back to sleep for a little while.

Nah, I'd rather be awake I think.

I'm tired too.

Everythin else okay?

Sleep?

Mn...I'm sore...but it's not that bad.

Naw. I'm up for the day unfortunately.

Sorry. You're alright though? Not like pissed or anything?

Ah.

I'm fine. We're all adults here.

...

You are like an adult right?

Uhhh... yes?

Just checking cause we never exchanged ages or anything and I don't wanna go to jail. ;)

I'm nineteen. How old are you

Twenty two.

Oh. You seem younger.

No I don't.

You're just mad cause I win again.

It wasn't an insult man.

Hm. Alright. I still win though.

Obviously.

That word is getting annoying.

I'm glad it's obvious.

Sorry?

It is because you said it like five times.

That's just how it goes.

I win.

*for good measure.*