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[notfairyboy.livejournal.com]

Can we do something fun?

Please?

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[beautiful-yzma.livejournal.com]

Don't be silly, darling~

Today is "doing the dishes" day for you.

[notfairyboy.livejournal.com]

Why do you need me to do the dishes? Are you ill?

*compromise time*

What about after the dishes?

[beautiful-yzma.livejournal.com]

...Fine, fine. After the dishes. And yes, I'm very ill.

And very weak. [Did that sound believable?]

[notfairyboy.livejournal.com]

Well, what's wrong with you? Do you need some potion?

*offers a bottle of red potion, repocketing the one he'd stuck a Poe in*

[beautiful-yzma.livejournal.com]

Oh no, darling boy, it's nothing like that.

I know it's very hard to believe, but aunt Yzma isn't all that young anymore. That means that she must depend on nice, helpful young men such as yourself for everything~~~

Now go do the dishes.

[notfairyboy.livejournal.com]

If you change your mind, just let me know. You can have it--just don't drink the Poe by mistake, they'll make you sick.

*Has apparently on some occasion, ingested an evil spirit out of sheer curiosity. Kids.*

Okay, I'll get started, Ma'am.

*And sets about washing the dishes as best as he can reach.*

[fangyunoerba.livejournal.com]

Sure. Didja 'ave sumthin' in mind?

[beautiful-yzma.livejournal.com]

Don't be silly, darling~

Today is "doing the dishes" day for you.

[notfairyboy.livejournal.com]

Why do you need me to do the dishes? Are you ill?

*compromise time*

What about after the dishes?

[beautiful-yzma.livejournal.com]

...Fine, fine. After the dishes. And yes, I'm very ill.

And very weak. [Did that sound believable?]

[notfairyboy.livejournal.com]

Well, what's wrong with you? Do you need some potion?

*offers a bottle of red potion, repocketing the one he'd stuck a Poe in*

[beautiful-yzma.livejournal.com]

Oh no, darling boy, it's nothing like that.

I know it's very hard to believe, but aunt Yzma isn't all that young anymore. That means that she must depend on nice, helpful young men such as yourself for everything~~~

Now go do the dishes.

[notfairyboy.livejournal.com]

If you change your mind, just let me know. You can have it--just don't drink the Poe by mistake, they'll make you sick.

*Has apparently on some occasion, ingested an evil spirit out of sheer curiosity. Kids.*

Okay, I'll get started, Ma'am.

*And sets about washing the dishes as best as he can reach.*

[fangyunoerba.livejournal.com]

Sure. Didja 'ave sumthin' in mind?