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And I never look any thinner.

Hey. You're thin enough.

Shows how much you know.

Whatever.

Oh. Well my girlfriend eats nothin' but soy milk, soy fruits, soy veggies, and soy. And she's a dang ol' broomstick!

Sooo...don't eat soy.

Soy is good.

Nuh uh! You know what "soy" is? It's a...backwards "yo" with an 's' in front of it! That's what it is!

Uh huh.

Honey, yer gorgeous jus' th'way y'are.

I think you're thinking of someone else.

Aw, no y'don't. I model, sweety. An' I fuck women. Believe me when I tell ya I know what a beautiful one is.

You's one.

Right, well I still think you're whacked then.

Tell me then, what's so terrible 'bout th'way ya look? Yer blonde, slim, got a pretty face... What's so wrong wit'ya?

I'm not thin though. Why do people keep saying that? I feel like a cow... I hate it.

Aw, I can understand tha'. I always think I'm too thin.

*offers a conspiratorial smile* We should switch.