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[crusades-r-us.livejournal.com]

Sark?

Bee's my babealicious sex goddess.

Jealous much?

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[elementof-risk.livejournal.com]

I thought it was made perfectly clear that I was going to observe all such interactions.

[crusades-r-us.livejournal.com]

Adam stuck his nose in on the tryst? So we changed our minds.

It's now a floor show. We're charging you admission. *nods*

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

It better be big admission, too!

[crusades-r-us.livejournal.com]

You kidding? Girl on girl, no holds barred? Top dollar all the way, O Yummy Cupcake of Hotness.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

Okay, good. I wouldn't want to feel cheap on top of slutty.

[crusades-r-us.livejournal.com]

Only the best for MY hot girlfriend.

*blows kisses at Bee and does her best sexytiems pout*

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

*giggles and winks*

Awwww, you do love me, kitten!

[elementof-risk.livejournal.com]

Adam needs to keep away from any such thing.

I have boyfriend rights that absolve me from admission fees.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

He's got a point, Ri.

[crusades-r-us.livejournal.com]

Nuh uh! Boyfriend gets charged in cash and in trade.

Think of all the things you could make him do in bed! :P

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

...I don't have any trouble in that department, actually. The getting him to do things in bed.

[crusades-r-us.livejournal.com]

Pffft! You kidding? As the boyfriend, you pay DOUBLE.

You have to pony up the dough for the ticket? AND you have to do dirty things to Bee. Negotiate in trade, barter sexual favors...no rest for the horny and male.

[elementof-risk.livejournal.com]

I am more than happy to do any dirty things Baileigh wishes...however paying you to shag my girlfriend seems a bit...off.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

In other words, makes her sound like a hooker?

[elementof-risk.livejournal.com]

Exactly, which I would never want to do.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

Course not.

[crusades-r-us.livejournal.com]

But you're not!

You're paying to watch your girlfriend shag another girl! *nods cheerfully*

[elementof-risk.livejournal.com]

It still smacks of prostitution.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

How do you take something dirty and make it sound so mundane? I mean...really.

[elementof-risk.livejournal.com]

The same way I manage to take mundane things and make them sound dirty.

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

You and your many talents.

[elementof-risk.livejournal.com]

I even made a list!

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

I saw! I made one too but it made me sound incredibly shallow.

[elementof-risk.livejournal.com]

Did it?

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Kinda?

I mean, really, hon, I think it's cool and all that you can diffuse a bomb, that's just not really what pops into my head when I think about which of your many talents I like best.