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Oh my god, I'm totally naked.

OH GOD THERE ARE CHILDREN AROUND.

WHAT WILL WE DO.

HIDE YOUR SHAME DUDE OH THE HUMANITY.

I CAN'T PUT ON CLOTHES DAMNIT, I HAVE NO HANDS.

me too.

Sicko.

ouch.

I have an excuse! I don't have hands!

How do you know I don't have an excuse?

Are you a snake?

Things other than snakes don't have hands.

Apple?

I never said I was one of these particular things.
I just said things other than snakes don't have hands.

Like Apples.

Puppy?

I have a puppy, if that helps?

What kind?

an American Cocker Spaniel.

Damn.

Why?

I like big dogs.

hahah i have aborder collie too,
but she's not a puppy anymore

Okay, that's better.

haha i don't know if i like how your interest sounds.

Why not?

a snake, interested in my dog.
two and two together, my friend.

Damn, you're like the first person who has.

ha!
i don't believe you,
but i'll add that i'm as sharp as a knife. obviously.

Seriously, people are fucking stupid.

Really?!
I am suprised by that.
How does one feel about being a snake?

Lazy as hell. I'm human half the time anyway, I dunno.

How did that come about then? I am intrigued.

I was born like that. Sorta.

Sorta?

Different animals, always half human, y'know.

Really? That is amazing. You're lucky,
but i guess it has its downfalls to, eh.

Eh.

ha : )

I'm totally naked too!
WOO! We're going streaking!!

Nah, that's too much effort, man.