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I don't think so.

I think I might have. What if I did? This is a disaster. I can't make Zee drive me back now.. although, maybe she wouldn't mind...

Has it actually happened before?

...No. But I could have sworn I left it on. I must have. *nods, not sure what he believes*

I need to check.

Why would you? Been cooking today?

I boil.. a lot of water.

...well, I'm sure it's not on. You wouldn't forget that, would you?

I don't.. forget things.

But I could have left it on.

And you'd remember it.

Yes.

I did? Oh god, how am I going to get back? *hysterical*

ooc: so.much.love.

Hmm, that does present a problem. I could call you a taxi.

(OOC: Hehehe, he just couldn't resist messing with Monk. *g*)

A taxi? No, no.. I can't ride in the back of a car. Plus my assistant is here; she has a car... we're just a long way from San Francisco. She wouldn't take too kindly to me asking her to turn back..

But I'll have to.

ooc: who can? XD

If that's the only way, I hope you can persuade her. I just hope it's not too late. The slightest spark and...

(OOC: Point! *g*)

*Monk jumps* No, I mean... I couldn't have left it on.

I checked fifteen times. ~~Why didn't I check sixteen? Such a better number.~~

I don't know, fifteen isn't that many, there's still the chance you missed that one burner in the back.

*sniffs loudly*

My psychic nose senses everything´s all right at your place, Monk-Man.

You... can psychically tell my stove is off? *looks at him like he can't believe he actually gave Shawn Trudy's file and is currently in transit to Santa Barbara*

ooc: LOVE

Every inch of my body has psychic abilities.

ooc: Loves right back at you! :D

And you know... my stove is off?

Well, since I can´t smell any gas... I´d say it´s a sure bet.

You can smell my house without actually being there?

~~Does it smell clean?~~

It´s amazing, I know.

~~Even the duster smells clean.~~

*allows himself to be calmed by this even though he knows it to be ludicrous*

Are you sure?

~~I dowsed it with Clorox before I left.~~

*sniffs a couple of times and nods convinced*

Yeah, pretty sure. Smells clean, hygienic and lacking of stoves on.

No! youre a fucking squirrel!!!

ooc: qwjgfjr3gfjwkeqhfkjgfgwdqwqfhg;

What?

not an Eddie Izzard fan then?

I'm sure that if you did, your neighbours will let you know, sir.

I double checked everything, Mr. Monk. You did leave it on but I got it turned off before we left.

*catches his breath* Really?

Yes, really. You can relax now. *smiles warmly*