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~~And black.~~ Amazing how often that gets overlooked.

ooc: Aha. *much love*

Y'know, that ain't the first time we heard that shit. *Bob nods* Knew this one chick that was, like, his niece or some shit like that.

Because that that shit's true. Yes. The Last Scion. Or former Last Scion, as the case stands now, I suppose.

Wait, how the fuck do you know about that shit?!

Heard about it down the grapevine. Word would get out about the potential end of existence among certain circles, you know.

Circles can talk? *Silent Bob stares at Jay in disbelief before shaking his head*

Metaphorical circles. *... Realizes he probably should be using simpler terms*

Ain't that like when a dude dresses like a faggot but he really likes girls? How do they know about that?

OOC: Urgh. It's hard getting him into character when you haven't seen the movies they were in in a while.

You're off the mark by quite a lot there, actually.

ooc: No worries. I just got Dogma on DVD recently, so at least I'm familiar with that one.

Oh. Then start making some fuckin' sense.

Then try and keep up, kiddo.

I am tryin' ta keep up, but you keep bustin' out with these huge fuckin' words like that Beast motherfucker in X-Men. Seriously, who says metropolitan, anyway?

No need to be mean. *obviously teasing*

I'm not being mean. The dude's a total Jew.

He can't have been a Jew. He didn't even own a television station or diamond outlet.

Well, no, but they gave him gold and oil and shit when he was a baby.

That's just an argument for him being black though.

*thick sarcasm* Really? Learn something new every day.

(OOC: so much love! Literally just finished watching Dogma on TV. *LOL*)

I know, man. It blew my motherfuckin' mind, too. *Silent Bob rolls his eyes*

It's absolutely amazing. I mean, shouldn't he be a Christian?

You just learned this?

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