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Not that I am. Dead.

Anyway.

Are you sure?

Is there a test for it? Besides the whole heart beating, blood pumping, lungs working, food desiring, water needing, thing?

Well, you felt the need to announce it, so I had to ask.

I was dead for a while. It sucks.

I just didn't want there to be any confusion because of my last post. I think being dead's just fine, but I'm not dead. Like when people say they've got a gay best friend.

Ahh. I see.

Yeah. Except I apparently made it less clear. Them's the breaks.

When you make a point of saying you're not something people get more suspicious. Like the lady protesting too much or whatever.

And that happens after the first go? People suck.

People are a suspicious bunch! Sorry. I know lots of dead people who don't like people knowing they're dead, is why.

You know dead people? Bet they're fun at parties.

Actually for the most part they're kinda mopey and antisocial.

Yeah, that was...

I was being sarcastic.

And I wasn't. Hooray!

How do you get to be confused about something like that?

I'm not. I thought some people might have assumed it from my last post, and wanted to clear things up.

Oh, yeah, I do the whole amendment FYI sometimes thing too.

Yup. That's all this was. I'm pretty secure in my status as one of the living.

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