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Anyone have advice on troublesome women?

Naw. Women don't never make sense, tha's all I can tell'ya.

Oh yes, that much I've surely learned over the years.

Duct tape?

Unfortunately, I doubt that would work on a ghost, my dear boy.

Dang.

I like this suggestion.

It's usually pretty effective.

But will it work on a restless spirit?

Probably not? Unless it's mystical duct tape?

Damn. Would've been wonderful to shut Elizabeth up for awhile.

Well there's still time to look for mystical tape.

Other than that um... I got nothin'. I guess reasoning with her is out.

Exactly how troublesome?