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Pulling pranks will never get boring!

I completely agree with you. *chuckles*

You pull pranks often?

Now and then. I like to pull pranks on people who are annoying me.

The expressions on their faces are priceless. *chuckles*

*laughs* yeah seeing their faces is the best part!

*grins* I like to annoy everyone

Oh? You like to pull random pranks on unsuspecting people then?

All the time! Like I said it never gets boring *laughs*

No, it certainly doesn't. *grins*

Do you have a favorite type of prank?

There's too much to much to choose from *laughs*

I prefer the ones that startle people.

There was one lady who didn't like spiders so I lowered one down in a box. When it dropped in front of her, she took one look at it and bolted for the door.

It was rather amusing to watch.

*laughs* I like ones that effect people, like turning them into a large yellow canary or making their tongues grow 5 times its normal size!

You can do that?

That's nothing compared to what me and Fred can do!

Really? Well...what else could you two do?

Pretty much anything, we even own our own shop. You looking for something?

*ponders*

Perhaps. I tend to like things that startle people.

Of course...given my line of work, I wouldn't mind being able to silence some of the shrill contestants I deal with.

Give them a few of these *hands over a brown paper back of sweets* they're called Ton-Tongue Toffees. Do excatly what they say believe me.

Now that sounds like fun.

But...I suppose my superiors might not be too pleased if those contestants were stuck that way. So, I suppose I had better ask - how would one reverse the effects of these things?

It'll wear off in time. Trust me *grins*

Very well.

So how much are these treats?

We'll give the first box for free

See how you get on with them

I certainly can't argue with that price. *chuckles*

Thank you.

*a hand extends from the shadows and takes the sack of sweets*

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