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[col-depp.livejournal.com]

I really hate flying. Someone drive.

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[flies-an-arrow.livejournal.com]

You hate flying? How can you hate flying?

[col-depp.livejournal.com]

I fly everywhere. I just want someone to drive..just this time. *chuckles*

[flies-an-arrow.livejournal.com]

So what type of broom you got?

[col-depp.livejournal.com]

Oh..um. No broom. I was talking about passenger planes.

[flies-an-arrow.livejournal.com]

Huh?

Oh wait. You're a muggle right.

[col-depp.livejournal.com]

No. An actor.

[flies-an-arrow.livejournal.com]

*puffs out her cheeks*

You're not a wizard are you.

[col-depp.livejournal.com]

Nope. Played a chocolate guru though. Does that count?

[flies-an-arrow.livejournal.com]

You really have no idea what I am talking about do you?

[col-depp.livejournal.com]

*smiles*

Broom..fly..wizard..Harry Potter?

[flies-an-arrow.livejournal.com]

Sorry, never heard of Harry Potter. James yeah. He's a seeker at school. You know him?

[col-depp.livejournal.com]

Heard of him..yeah *scratches head*

Guess I should introduce myself. I'm Johnny.

[flies-an-arrow.livejournal.com]

Oh, just what he needs an ego boost.

Xiomara, *grins* Nice meeting you.

[col-depp.livejournal.com]

Pleasure is mine. *smiles*

Are you a muggle, wizard or just someone who asks people about their brooms? *chuckles*

[flies-an-arrow.livejournal.com]

Witch, I'm a witch. Female remember.

[col-depp.livejournal.com]

Right. Sorry. *smiles uncomfortably*

You're not going to turn me into something are you?

[flies-an-arrow.livejournal.com]

Why would I do that?

[col-depp.livejournal.com]

I don't know. I haven't really figured out if you're a good witch or bad witch. Female..bad witch.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Do you really do animals?

[col-depp.livejournal.com]

Do you really have hair?

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Yep.

Oh...

[col-depp.livejournal.com]

Really?

*stares seriously then breaks into a laugh*

That's funny.

No I don't do animals but I did yell it out whilst completely obliterated on a United Airlines flight.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Careful.

I heard about that. I figured it was true.

[col-depp.livejournal.com]

What are ya going to do? Arrest me? *chuckles*

Yeah, well I was..for lack of a better word..wierd back then.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Don't make me hire a man to shave off all your hair whilst you're sleeping...

Drugs do that to ya.

[col-depp.livejournal.com]

I have a movie coming up that calls for short hair.

Yeah, I know.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

There's short hair and then there's bald.

And if you dare say "you should know," then I'll be hiring man to shave your hair off some place else too.

[col-depp.livejournal.com]

Oh you do know? Fantastic!

I didn't say it.

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Too late. Sleep with one eye open, man.

OOC

[in-a-chinashop.livejournal.com]

Evan volunteers for the job....

*whacks Evan*

You can't shave off Johnny Depp's hair! Think of the fangirls!... Oh, you are... Trust me, it'll take more than him being bald before you get a chance. Besides, you'd be helping Detective One Shoe! .......

o_O

Heh. You don't want to know what he just said, but it was almost complimentary.

Re: OOC

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

HANDS OFF, EVAN! JOHNNY IS RAY'S!!!! HE FOUND HIM FIRST!

Re: OOC

[col-depp.livejournal.com]

LMAO..

[in-a-chinashop.livejournal.com]

Mun:

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

What? He said he did! He yelled it on a plane once! At least, I think he said he did animals...*checks biographies*

[in-a-chinashop.livejournal.com]

JD is a furry????

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

A what? No, no...I'm sure it was just a joke...

[in-a-chinashop.livejournal.com]

You've not come across furries online?

XD

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Did Evan call Ray a furry once?

[in-a-chinashop.livejournal.com]

LMAO! Yes!

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

Hmmmm. *Ray glares*

[in-a-chinashop.livejournal.com]

Heeey, Ray, I like furries. I have friends who are furries. Ok, Evan meant it as an insult, but he was being a jerk. Furries are in general nice people...

(I should point out that furries don't "do" animals. I was being flippant)

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

What are they?

(Ooohhhh, I spot didn't see that XD)

[in-a-chinashop.livejournal.com]

Uh, Furries (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Furry_fandom). ....I tried out the furry scene a few years back, but it wasn't quite my thing.....

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

So they dress up and pretend to be animals..?

[r-vecchio.livejournal.com]

(wtf? *I so didn't spot that

Ugh, I'm tired....leave me alone...*is grumpy*)