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That depends entirely on the hat, now doesn't it?

I guess it's like a modern fedora or something. Just not one of those big ones that make me look like I'm about to try and track down the Maltese Falcon.

Sounds like it would work quite nicely with your looks.

You think so? I guess so... Didn't really think of it like that. I just like the style of it.

[smiles] I do think so. It'll make an already handsome man even more handsome.

OMG HATS \o/

THANK YOU! Finally someone on the hat side.

All hats are awesome! Even ones with feathers.

I know, right? Hats are fucking cool. They're useful for so many things, and not just the days I can't be arsed brushing my hair.

Tom Jones even wrote a song about it, dude. That means it's gospel. I love Tom Jones.

Oh yeah, he did too, didn't he? I love that song! Even if I like the Cocker version.

It's Not Unusual is my favourite anyway. Oh, and Sex Bomb. I made out to that once. It was totally cool.

That's really great, mate. You really are a Tom Jones fan, aren't you?

I can't lie, I'm a big music fan in general. I love the classics, there's just something so infinitely awesome about amazing music.

You don't think that amazing music can be subjective? Granted there's a few undeniable universal awesome songs and musicians but then there's just personal taste. I mean, there are people that still think Hanson are amazing. If you're even old enough to know who they are.

Hanson gave the world MMMBop. You don't think there's just an element of genius in a song that literally stormed the music market for weeks entitled by something that isn't even an actual work? It just shows what the power of music can be. It's there to be interpreted by any taste.

Don't most people wear hats?

...I like my hat because it has a springy thing on it and it's my hat. [Kronk didn't know what cool meant, though.]