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It would certainly get a smirk every time the address was being written down.

Can you imagine writing home to grandma?

Dear Nana,

Fucking weather is miserable this week. The Fucking forecast predicts a lot of wet. By the way, can I have your scone recipe? Fucking school is having a Fucking bakesale and we want to wow them with our Fucking skills.

Love Johnny xxx

I think mine would have had a heart attack after the first letter.

I don't have one, so I can enjoy Fucking as much as I like.

And I'm sure you'd enjoy it thoroughly and in multiple ways.

And with multiples in multiple places. I'm very, very versatile.

Modest too, by the sounds of it. I don't know how you deal with being so amazingly versatile. It's a huge burden.

How is that even a burden? I think it's Fucking fantastic.

I think I'm going to take a shot every time you do that. You're like a walking shots game.

Fucking is awesome.

Cookies all around to celebrate.

It's a quaint little Austrian town! Take an inappropriate picture in front of the welcome sign for all the kids back home.

Fucking, as in a city named Fucking?

Good luck with that.

Is that a real place?

I visited when I was a kid. Nice town.