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[cavemanbrow.livejournal.com]

[he's handing you his business card.]

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[ihavefinesse.livejournal.com]

[Anya looks at it strangely.] Why do I need this?

[cavemanbrow.livejournal.com]

[...]

In case you need my help.

[ihavefinesse.livejournal.com]

[Have a look.]

Well, I don't. I'm perfectly capable of taking care of myself.

[cavemanbrow.livejournal.com]

I don't doubt that... [a beat.]

[Oh f$*k - he's drawing a blank for a name. Anita? Anna? Any--] Anya. If you need my help, Anya then you can call the number on the card and I'll be there.

[ihavefinesse.livejournal.com]

Or I could call Xander. But I think you may be slightly more competent in the... helping category then he is.

[http://users.livejournal.com/__visiongal/]

[Cordelia rolls her eyes.]

It still doesn't look like a butterfly. Or a lobster.

[cavemanbrow.livejournal.com]

Of course not. [He agreed, nodding to show that he's on her side. When in reality Angel thinks the card still looks like both of those things.]

[http://users.livejournal.com/__visiongal/]

Y'know, you'd think that after two-hundred-plus years of lying to people, you'd get better at it.

[She gives him a half-amused, half-irritated look. Very occasionally, Angel is a crappy, crappy liar.]

[cavemanbrow.livejournal.com]

[Please. He's the world's best actor.] I'm not lying, Cordelia.

[opens-nothing.livejournal.com]

[Just raising an eyebrow here, mister.]

/Post-Forever good with you?

[cavemanbrow.livejournal.com]

[Glancing downwards at the card Angel tapped it with one of his long fingers.] If you or Buffy ever need anything then you just dial up that number, okay?

Sure - if I can get the voice right. (Still testing.)

[opens-nothing.livejournal.com]

[She hesitates.] Shouldn't you be giving that to Buffy? She makes all the important decisions anyway. [Without asking, no less.]

/No worries. Angel is a new muse for me too.

[cavemanbrow.livejournal.com]

Buffy wouldn't ever ask for me help now that the two of us are apart. Which is why I'm trusting you, Dawn. If anything bad happens - anything at all, then please don't hesitate to call that number and ask directly for me.

[ihavefinesse.livejournal.com]

[Anya looks at it strangely.] Why do I need this?

[cavemanbrow.livejournal.com]

[...]

In case you need my help.

[ihavefinesse.livejournal.com]

[Have a look.]

Well, I don't. I'm perfectly capable of taking care of myself.

[cavemanbrow.livejournal.com]

I don't doubt that... [a beat.]

[Oh f$*k - he's drawing a blank for a name. Anita? Anna? Any--] Anya. If you need my help, Anya then you can call the number on the card and I'll be there.

[http://users.livejournal.com/__visiongal/]

[Cordelia rolls her eyes.]

It still doesn't look like a butterfly. Or a lobster.

[cavemanbrow.livejournal.com]

Of course not. [He agreed, nodding to show that he's on her side. When in reality Angel thinks the card still looks like both of those things.]

[http://users.livejournal.com/__visiongal/]

Y'know, you'd think that after two-hundred-plus years of lying to people, you'd get better at it.

[She gives him a half-amused, half-irritated look. Very occasionally, Angel is a crappy, crappy liar.]

[cavemanbrow.livejournal.com]

[Please. He's the world's best actor.] I'm not lying, Cordelia.

[opens-nothing.livejournal.com]

[Just raising an eyebrow here, mister.]

/Post-Forever good with you?

[cavemanbrow.livejournal.com]

[Glancing downwards at the card Angel tapped it with one of his long fingers.] If you or Buffy ever need anything then you just dial up that number, okay?

Sure - if I can get the voice right. (Still testing.)

[opens-nothing.livejournal.com]

[She hesitates.] Shouldn't you be giving that to Buffy? She makes all the important decisions anyway. [Without asking, no less.]

/No worries. Angel is a new muse for me too.

[cavemanbrow.livejournal.com]

Buffy wouldn't ever ask for me help now that the two of us are apart. Which is why I'm trusting you, Dawn. If anything bad happens - anything at all, then please don't hesitate to call that number and ask directly for me.