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[thneed-need.livejournal.com]

Lots of manly men knit.

...lots.

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[kingofmagpies.livejournal.com]

...Keep telling yourself that.

[thneed-need.livejournal.com]

You.

Don't you have anything better to do than to torment entrepreneurs?

[kingofmagpies.livejournal.com]

[grins] Not really, no. I've been terribly bored lately, and it's either torment you or blow things up.

[thneed-need.livejournal.com]

Blow things up?

What would you blow up?

[kingofmagpies.livejournal.com]

[slow smirk] Buildings. People. Anything really. I am very fond of explosives.

[thneed-need.livejournal.com]

Have you considered going to see a, y'know, doctor?

[kingofmagpies.livejournal.com]

...Now why would I do that?

[thneed-need.livejournal.com]

Because you might be a little--and this is by no means a diagnosis--nuts?

[kingofmagpies.livejournal.com]

[grins] Oh, I'm not nuts. I'm a psychopath. Or at least, close enough to one that it makes no difference. And what are you, other then a fashion deprived inventor with delusions of grandeur?

[thneed-need.livejournal.com]

Just a regular guy...unless you mean my name?

I'm the Once-ler.

[kingofmagpies.livejournal.com]

...So your name is as silly as your pajamas. Good to know.

[thneed-need.livejournal.com]

My name's not silly.

It's--unique.

[kingofmagpies.livejournal.com]

...Right. I'm sure if you tell yourself that often enough you'll start to believe it.

[thneed-need.livejournal.com]

Mock all you want. My name is going to a synonym for success.

[pokutechef.livejournal.com]

I agree!
It's a useful skill!

[kingofmagpies.livejournal.com]

...Keep telling yourself that.

[thneed-need.livejournal.com]

You.

Don't you have anything better to do than to torment entrepreneurs?

[kingofmagpies.livejournal.com]

[grins] Not really, no. I've been terribly bored lately, and it's either torment you or blow things up.

[thneed-need.livejournal.com]

Blow things up?

What would you blow up?

[kingofmagpies.livejournal.com]

[slow smirk] Buildings. People. Anything really. I am very fond of explosives.

[thneed-need.livejournal.com]

Have you considered going to see a, y'know, doctor?

[kingofmagpies.livejournal.com]

...Now why would I do that?

[thneed-need.livejournal.com]

Because you might be a little--and this is by no means a diagnosis--nuts?

[kingofmagpies.livejournal.com]

[grins] Oh, I'm not nuts. I'm a psychopath. Or at least, close enough to one that it makes no difference. And what are you, other then a fashion deprived inventor with delusions of grandeur?

[thneed-need.livejournal.com]

Just a regular guy...unless you mean my name?

I'm the Once-ler.

[kingofmagpies.livejournal.com]

...So your name is as silly as your pajamas. Good to know.

[thneed-need.livejournal.com]

My name's not silly.

It's--unique.

[kingofmagpies.livejournal.com]

...Right. I'm sure if you tell yourself that often enough you'll start to believe it.

[thneed-need.livejournal.com]

Mock all you want. My name is going to a synonym for success.

[pokutechef.livejournal.com]

I agree!
It's a useful skill!