http://thneed-need.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] thneed-need.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] sixwordstories2012-03-07 09:13 pm
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I'm not dead!
You saved me!

[identity profile] kingofmagpies.livejournal.com 2012-03-08 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
[grins] Of course I did. If I hadn't I would be able to keep tormenting you. Also, who told you that shirt was a good idea?

[identity profile] kingofmagpies.livejournal.com 2012-03-08 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
And we do both know my opinion on them, correct? Now I'm trying to figure out who told you they were a good idea. Really, I'm increasingly tempted to take you shopping, just to prevent my eyes from having to look at... that.

[identity profile] kingofmagpies.livejournal.com 2012-03-08 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
...So how do you explain the pajamas? ...Does your mother hate you? That might explain it too...

[identity profile] kingofmagpies.livejournal.com 2012-03-08 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
Well, now we have an explanation for the pajamas. ...Now we just need to explain that hairstyle... Did you have a fight with a lawnmower?

[identity profile] kingofmagpies.livejournal.com 2012-03-08 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
...I'm sure it is. Especially if you're going for the 'just survived an attack by a rabid pair of sentient scissors' look.

[identity profile] kingofmagpies.livejournal.com 2012-03-08 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
...Right. ...Are you delusional? Because I hear therapy can fix that...

[identity profile] kingofmagpies.livejournal.com 2012-03-08 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[smiles] Then clearly I need to work harder, now don't I?

[identity profile] kingofmagpies.livejournal.com 2012-03-08 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
...Riiiiight. ...And what happens if everyone who buys a 'thneed' dies. Hypothetically of course.

[identity profile] kingofmagpies.livejournal.com 2012-03-09 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
[smiles] Why wouldn't I ask that? It's an important question to ask, don't you think? Coincidentally, you wouldn't happen to know where those two customers live, would you?

[identity profile] kingofmagpies.livejournal.com 2012-03-09 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
Oh well, I'm sure the information will be easy enough to find...

[identity profile] soldier-child.livejournal.com 2012-03-08 08:29 am (UTC)(link)
It's my job, sir.

[identity profile] soldier-child.livejournal.com 2012-03-08 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
There may be shooters out there I might not have gotten. Wait for the police to arrive and secure the area. I called them as soon as things started getting crazy. They'll be here any second, sir. Just stay with me here where we have some cover. In a few minutes, this'll all be over.

[identity profile] kingofmagpies.livejournal.com 2012-03-08 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
[grins] Of course I did. If I hadn't I would be able to keep tormenting you. Also, who told you that shirt was a good idea?

[identity profile] kingofmagpies.livejournal.com 2012-03-08 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
And we do both know my opinion on them, correct? Now I'm trying to figure out who told you they were a good idea. Really, I'm increasingly tempted to take you shopping, just to prevent my eyes from having to look at... that.

[identity profile] kingofmagpies.livejournal.com 2012-03-08 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
...So how do you explain the pajamas? ...Does your mother hate you? That might explain it too...

[identity profile] kingofmagpies.livejournal.com 2012-03-08 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
Well, now we have an explanation for the pajamas. ...Now we just need to explain that hairstyle... Did you have a fight with a lawnmower?

[identity profile] kingofmagpies.livejournal.com 2012-03-08 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
...I'm sure it is. Especially if you're going for the 'just survived an attack by a rabid pair of sentient scissors' look.

[identity profile] kingofmagpies.livejournal.com 2012-03-08 06:59 pm (UTC)(link)
...Right. ...Are you delusional? Because I hear therapy can fix that...

[identity profile] kingofmagpies.livejournal.com 2012-03-08 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[smiles] Then clearly I need to work harder, now don't I?

[identity profile] kingofmagpies.livejournal.com 2012-03-08 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
...Riiiiight. ...And what happens if everyone who buys a 'thneed' dies. Hypothetically of course.

[identity profile] kingofmagpies.livejournal.com 2012-03-09 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
[smiles] Why wouldn't I ask that? It's an important question to ask, don't you think? Coincidentally, you wouldn't happen to know where those two customers live, would you?

[identity profile] kingofmagpies.livejournal.com 2012-03-09 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
Oh well, I'm sure the information will be easy enough to find...

[identity profile] soldier-child.livejournal.com 2012-03-08 08:29 am (UTC)(link)
It's my job, sir.

[identity profile] soldier-child.livejournal.com 2012-03-08 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
There may be shooters out there I might not have gotten. Wait for the police to arrive and secure the area. I called them as soon as things started getting crazy. They'll be here any second, sir. Just stay with me here where we have some cover. In a few minutes, this'll all be over.