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[Hulk growls, grabbing the pizza box with one hand.] You want a piece of me, bub?

Joey's eyes went wide and he backed up. "Whoa...if you want the pizza...I am good!"

[Hmph. Good. Pizza time~

Hopefully Joey has a strong stomach, Hulk does not have table manners, scarfing the pizza down.]

Joey makes a face, but mostly he's impressed. "Wow. Never seen someone eat so much so fast. If you don't count my uncle Frank." He nodded.

[Hulk swallows the last bit, wiping his mouth with the back of his large green hand.] Fast metabolism.

[The ten foot green giant regards Joey suspiciously. But then, he does that to everyone.]

Joey frowned at the way he was being looked at. "What? It's not every day the Hulk eats my pizza." He said, smirking a little, taking him all in.

I ain't no celebrity. [Hulk snorts, tossing the box aside. Ever had a Hulk sit on your couch, Joey? Because he's going to.]

"Sure you are...kinda. You're famous and everything." He frowned a little. "Uh, you really shouldn't...this is my friend's couch."

[Hulk takes up the whole couch. Thankfully, it seems to be holding him. He's cleaning a piece of pizza out of his teeth, now realizing why Joey's face is familiar.] You're that guy from tv.

[...what? Hulk watches tv. At the mansion.]

Joey beamed. "You watch Days?"

Wasn't nuthin else on at the time.

"Ah. Fair enough." He nodded.

They kill you off? [In the tv series, that is. Since he was here and not off on some studio lot somewhere.]

"They did...but then they brought me back. It was a really crazy twist actually."

Huh. [Trying to appear disinterested.]

You need more pizza.

Joey sighed. "Yeah..." He grabbed the phone and dialed the pizza guy. "Yeah...can I get two large pepperoni pizzas? Yeah, this is Joey." He grinned. "Yep, same address. Thanks." He hung up and looked at the Hulk. "Should be 30 mins."