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No, that's my line.

I didn't realise there was a monopoly on idiocy. You learn something new every day.

That's not fair to all of the other idiots. You can't take it all.

Is there a specific reason I should be fair to any idiot?

Well, they're you're people, huh? Spread the love, man.

[It's funnier because Kurt doesn't seem to get that Luke's calling him an idiot too. And yeah, Luke's kind of a dick, sorry.]

You're not very intelligent, are you? Don't worry, we can't win them all.

[If Kurt cared, it would probably have more impact ;) He's more favourable to direct insults himself]

Hey, I gotta be better than you, dude. You've got the monopoly on idiocy, remember?

Oh hell, you're one of them too. When did I say I had that? I actually questioned you on the existence of it. You clearly cannot read either. You take the cake. You all should have special t-shirts and buttons.

...Read? Dude, you don't talk in subtitles. Or do you? That'd be fucking awesome.

I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about with your failed attempts to be a smart ass. I would have a more intelligent discussion with a pet rock. I have better things to do with my time than continue this.

Nothing at all is stopping you from leaving. My guess is that you really don't have anything better to do. Or you're feeling charitable and are going to let me copy your math homework.

It's okay, babe, it ain't catching. You're safe.

Save me from it, 'Cedes! It's hard to believe it's not an epidemic. I think it would be less worrying if it was.