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I think that's one of Dante's circles of hell.

I'm waiting for the plague of locusts, because it really is borderline end of world stuff.

No. The end of the world would be if the TV was stuck on Jersey Shore.

That's my brother's favourite show. I think he was swaddled too tight as an infant.

Is it too much to hope that's just in an ironic sense?

Considering who my brother is, I'm going to go with a no...

[She looks at him a little closer. He does actually look familiar.] Who's your brother?

Sebastian Smyth. He's in the Dalton Warblers.

Oh my God. That guy? I knew you looked familiar.

[Norah tilts her head at the screen, looking both confused and interested. What can she say? They don't have shows like this back in Ireland.] So, all of these girls got pregnant at a young age? Is that normal here? [Her Irish accent is peppered with her words.]

It's normal everywhere these days.

[He just shrugs. He's unfortunately seen the British version of this show too]