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Seriously! Seriously! Sear-e-us-lee!

[Ed's voice becomes sing-song and faux-operatic. The "song" is keyless and loud]

Seriously serious on Sirius no seer-in-us could be so serious as Sirius!

Her jaw drops and she slowly lifts an eyebrow in question. Okay this hadn't been entirely what she had expected when asking if he was serious. Then again.. She wasn't really sure what she was expecting. "Uh...."

[Don't worry, that's a pretty standard reaction to Ed's...Ed-ness]

[Apparently, the song is over. Ed's tone is comically grave]

Ed is very serious. Ed needs your vacuum right away.

[So parts can be stolen from it]

"But I don't understand why you need it. It's not exactly.. The best vacuum in the world." frankly, it was a piece of junk.

[Oh good, that means you might not mind when it returns to you in pieces]

Edward doesn't care!

Shrugging she laughs, and looks over where the crappy vacuum is located. "Okay then, have at it."