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[have_no_mercy]

Been thinking about finding an heir.

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[deathlygoddess.livejournal.com]

"finding"?

[have_no_mercy]

Yes.

[deathlygoddess.livejournal.com]

So you've already crossed birthing off the list of options?

[have_no_mercy]

I don't see it being very likely.

[deathlygoddess.livejournal.com]

I could give you one, you know.

If you wanted.

[have_no_mercy]

An heir?

I'd want to interview them and have final approval.

[deathlygoddess.livejournal.com]

...I meant a daughter.

Though if you'd rather adopt...

[have_no_mercy]

Children aren't really ideal. If I've learned one thing it's that they never want to be what their parents want. I was thinking more like advertising for one.

Or inviting a bunch of people over to the building and then torturing them to see who comes out alive. Possibly, Willie Wonka had the right idea.

[deathlygoddess.livejournal.com]

I'd rather you not get murdered by some handpicked stranger who wants their inheritance early...

[have_no_mercy]

If it ever comes to that, then they'll have proven themselves to be completely worthy.

[deathlygoddess.livejournal.com]

Except for the part where I cast them into the pits of hell. [Feel free to assume she's kidding.]

[have_no_mercy]

That's a bit of an overreaction. It's not like I haven't been killed before.

[deathlygoddess.livejournal.com]

You weren't kissing me at the time.

[deathlygoddess.livejournal.com]

"finding"?

[have_no_mercy]

Yes.

[deathlygoddess.livejournal.com]

So you've already crossed birthing off the list of options?

[have_no_mercy]

I don't see it being very likely.

[deathlygoddess.livejournal.com]

I could give you one, you know.

If you wanted.

[have_no_mercy]

An heir?

I'd want to interview them and have final approval.

[deathlygoddess.livejournal.com]

...I meant a daughter.

Though if you'd rather adopt...

[have_no_mercy]

Children aren't really ideal. If I've learned one thing it's that they never want to be what their parents want. I was thinking more like advertising for one.

Or inviting a bunch of people over to the building and then torturing them to see who comes out alive. Possibly, Willie Wonka had the right idea.

[deathlygoddess.livejournal.com]

I'd rather you not get murdered by some handpicked stranger who wants their inheritance early...

[have_no_mercy]

If it ever comes to that, then they'll have proven themselves to be completely worthy.

[deathlygoddess.livejournal.com]

Except for the part where I cast them into the pits of hell. [Feel free to assume she's kidding.]

[have_no_mercy]

That's a bit of an overreaction. It's not like I haven't been killed before.