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Has anyone seen my kitty cat?

....

*glances around and swallows nervously*

H-how many eyes does sh-she have?

*giggles* Two silly.

Oh, good. *lets out held breath* Well, no, not good for you. But, my cat (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v48/lipstickcat/bunnies016small.jpg) only has one eye. Only, she's not really my cat, but I like having her to keep me company at night....

I'm sorry. Can I help you find your cat?

Sure Mister, if you wanna.

What do they look like? And is it a little boy cat or a little girl cat?

It's a little bitty kitty.

Hmm... what does he/she look like?

No...

Hey Mister, you sure?

Uh. Yes...

Really?

Uh............ahem..... Uhh...

Huh?

I could help you look. What does she look like?

*kneels down so he's the same height as her as not to startle her*

*gives him a flat look*

Like a kitty cat.

Well yes, but what colour? Anything that sticks out? Does she have a collar?

Yes!

Yes to what? *laughs softly*

All of them.

*shakes his head and laughs more* So she has distinguishing features and a collar. What colour is she?

All colours.

All colours. *frowns*

And her name?

It's not got a name.

What happened to your kitty?

It's gone.

Did it run away?

*shrugs* it's just not here.

As in...someone made it disappear into thin air?

Maybe she walked off.

Perhaps.

Are you sad that she's gone?

She was my friend.

I feel that way about my cat Bella.

You had a kitty!

Oh, I still do actually. She's a gray and black cat.

Awww, how cute.

She is indeed.

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