http://that-kronk.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] that-kronk.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] sixwordstories2012-04-20 03:08 am
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Why don't more people hug people?

[identity profile] thneed-need.livejournal.com 2012-04-20 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
...ew...

*takes a pencil out and starts to sketch a contraption involving gears, a claw, and a net*

[identity profile] thneed-need.livejournal.com 2012-04-20 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
Of course it'll work.

*eyes his drawing*

Then again, I could always dig a pit and cover it with leaves...

[identity profile] thneed-need.livejournal.com 2012-04-20 11:16 am (UTC)(link)
Evil people do tend to weigh less.

*Wait...*

Maybe I could rig a brick to fall too to help trigger it.

[identity profile] thneed-need.livejournal.com 2012-04-20 11:22 am (UTC)(link)
Huh?

Oh, I'm sure they do somewhere. But, I don't know how intimidating a fat villain would be. I mean, if you're a superhero up against someone who gets winded walking to the fridge, your job is going to be pretty boring.

[identity profile] thneed-need.livejournal.com 2012-04-20 11:32 am (UTC)(link)
Does this Pacha enjoy being insulted or something?

*Yeah, that's what Once-ler is wondering about.*

[identity profile] thneed-need.livejournal.com 2012-04-20 11:40 am (UTC)(link)
Riiiight.

Right.

It's--yeah, I'm sure it is good.