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[citizensrejoice]

Now, who's up for some fun?

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Placeholder, about to goto sleep.

[ninth_doctor]

[This Doctor only has one word for you, Master.]

Coward.

kk <3

[citizensrejoice]

Oooh, I'm so very hurt.

Those ears! How amusing.

[ninth_doctor]

You should be... Disappeared when we needed you most, it would seem.

[Nine simply thought he had gotten killed. Apparently, the Master ran.]

I ought to kill you right here for fleeing.

[citizensrejoice]

You? Needing me? Oh please, since when have you ever needed anyone? You're the Doctor. [Bitter? Oh no, why would you ever think that?]

Then do it.

[ninth_doctor]

[The Doctor looks like he's about to. But stops himself. And grins, manically.]

No! You're alive! You know what this means?

[It means he didn't commit genocide.]

I'm just... going to leave him here.

[recompensed]

[Loki is skeptical. He can sense this man is no human, but he hardly looks interesting.] In this miserable realm, the only fun is in terrorizing the mortals.

[citizensrejoice]

You don't have to miss me anymore! [He grins back.]

ahh sorry so slow but yaaaay lokiiii

[citizensrejoice]

That would be the idea, yes.

yaaaaay psycho killers! now all we need is moriarty.

[recompensed]

[Loki grins.] At last, a mortal who speaks sense. Have you a plan or will general chaos suffice?

[ivegotabanana]

[Oh lookie, its a significantly younger, hansomer, verison of the Jack you love. Blissfully unaware of what kind of an ass you are.] I suppose that depends on what kind of fun your asking for.

[ninth_doctor]

As if I would...

[citizensrejoice]

You wound me, Doctor. And here I thought we had something special. [He just smirks.]

and lucifer! super...who...avenge...lock...

[citizensrejoice]

I've always got a plan! Currently working on universal domination.

[citizensrejoice]

Hmmm. [He just kind of looks at Jack suspiciously.] You smell funny, Freak.

only if that means we get to see Sam fangirl over Cap. you know Cap's his favorite.

[recompensed]

I respect your ambition, so far as it does not interfere with my own. This realm, however, you may conquer as you see fit; I have little use for it.

[ninth_doctor]

then you thought wrong...

jfdisoa poor Cap gets all the fanboys

[citizensrejoice]

This realm? [Haha oh cool are you crazy too? We can be insane dictator frands.]

[citizensrejoice]

You're no fun at all this time around. Maybe if I kill you I'll like your next regeneration better.

meanwhile Tony and Dean bond over Dr Sexy and tacos.

[recompensed]

[Loki dispels the illusion to reveal his Kingly garb-- so yeah, definitely matching your batshit step for step.]

they would. and alcohol. they'd drink tony's entire minibar. and seduce all the ladies

[citizensrejoice]

[He raises an eyebrow.] Oooh, haven't seen that in a very long time! Strong perception filter, yes, but I don't recognize this metal. What is it?

[recompensed]

It is Asgardian bronze. And what is this? [suddenly, Loki has the Master's laser screwdriver in his hand and is examining it curiously. There doesn't seem to be truly malicious intent so much as a kid who likes poking at things that don't belong to him.]

[citizensrejoice]

Taking without asking is a bit rude. [He can't say he really minds too much, he's expecting to get it back.] Laser screwdriver.