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[otis_pdriftwood]

The party of the first part...

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[myrareldon]

Party, Mr. Driftwood?

[silent_marx]

[otis_pdriftwood]

[He looks him over]

Well, it's you. We can cut out the middleman and skip right to the sanity clause.

[otis_pdriftwood]

It's called a contract, and about the only party that enjoys them is the Republican party.

But for you, I can make an exception and become party to a party involving you as a third part.

[silent_marx]

[otis_pdriftwood]

Now don't do that. I haven't got even the slightest thing for the strong, silent type.

[silent_marx]

[otis_pdriftwood]

Don't expect that to sway me. I'm a man of convictions when there's no other options available.

[silent_marx]

[otis_pdriftwood]

You know your face will stick like that if you make too many faces.

[A pause]

On second thought, I take it back - things can only get better if you do.

[silent_marx]

[otis_pdriftwood]

You'll have to do better than that if you want to get hung on a cathedral wall - at the rate you're going they'll just hang you.

[silent_marx]