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sixwordstories2012-05-19 03:51 pm
prevaricate) wrote in sixwordstories2012-05-19 03:51 pm
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I, Thor Odinson, wear ladies' clothing.
Well... what ever floats your boat, darling.
I love the texture of the silken fabrics against my skin.
[ Squints aaaat. HE SO DOES NOT OMFG LOKI. ]
...I suspect foul play afoot.
...I suspect foul play afoot.
It is so. Long have I kept this secret, but no longer.
[Loki Thor strikes a heroic pose.]
Indeed. Who are you, imposter, who does not share my love of fancy dress?
Indeed. Who are you, imposter, who does not share my love of fancy dress?
They cannot make ladies clothing your size!
[Scowl] Mock not my glorious biceps, woman. [Look he will show them off to you. Flex flex]
As Son of Odin my every fanficul whim is met, including my desire for frocks of all colours and shapes.
As Son of Odin my every fanficul whim is met, including my desire for frocks of all colours and shapes.
You are a woman. Do you not also share this delight?
I dare not mock them, good sir.
[She bit her lip to try and stop herself from laughing. The way he spoke reminded her of the ancient knights she was raised with.]
I can't quite picture you in a dress.
[She bit her lip to try and stop herself from laughing. The way he spoke reminded her of the ancient knights she was raised with.]
I can't quite picture you in a dress.
Oh I do. Velvets, silks. Leather. [A grin.]
[ HE SEES YOU THERE BRO. Except not. Gdi. ]
Thor Odinson, prince of Asgard, and one who most certainly does not parade womens' dress. This is not even a decent attempt for impersonation! I do not stand like that...
Thor Odinson, prince of Asgard, and one who most certainly does not parade womens' dress. This is not even a decent attempt for impersonation! I do not stand like that...
Then we are of one mind in this respect.
[Oh look he is going to flex his biceps now because he can.]
[Oh look he is going to flex his biceps now because he can.]
Can you not? Hmmm.
This may help- [Whee magic! Thor is now wearing a lovely long flowing red dress. Gosh doesn't he look handsome?]
This may help- [Whee magic! Thor is now wearing a lovely long flowing red dress. Gosh doesn't he look handsome?]
[baaaaw can poor thor not see through the illusion? ;A; baaaaaaaaaaaaaaw
Oh wait you mean you stand like this?]
Nay it is you who are the copy! I cannot speak words of more than three syllables!
Oh wait you mean you stand like this?]
Nay it is you who are the copy! I cannot speak words of more than three syllables!
[Hey Darcy. Loki Thor is just going to pose a little. Flex his biceps. The usual.]
Darcy! My friend! Shall we not go shopping together for fancy dress?
Darcy! My friend! Shall we not go shopping together for fancy dress?
Have an obscure Marvel sorceress who can see auras
seaspraysorceress
2012-05-19 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
Nice try Loki.
[Okay, now she's giggling. This is ridiculous.]
The battlefield would hardly be the place for elegant dresses, this is true.
[Aaaaand Loki's going to give himself away here, but who cares. SUDDENLY MAGIC! and Thor is now wearing a beautiful red dress.] You must admit, it suits me well.
[Aaaaand Loki's going to give himself away here, but who cares. SUDDENLY MAGIC! and Thor is now wearing a beautiful red dress.] You must admit, it suits me well.
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