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[house_of_cane]

Almost had ya fooled, didn't I?

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[clinically]

Yeah. Great to see death hasn't withered that wacky sense of humour.

[house_of_cane]

You know that you've missed it.

[clinically]

'Missed' might not be the word I'd pick. It does leave a certain void.

[house_of_cane]

That is very hurtful. I'm dead, after all. You shouldn't speak ill of the dead.

[clinically]

Start acting like it and I'll start treating you like it.

[house_of_cane]

That is very hurtful.

Don't worry. I'm not coming to take my job back. Wouldn't be able to anyway, what with my ugly little ducklings growing into great big swans, and everything.

[clinically]

I'm sure the prison service would be delighted to hear you'd showed back up for work. For your own sake, I hope you don't.

If you want to ruffle some feathers, you can always call.

[house_of_cane]

Why call when I can prank call? I'm sure I've still got a few hookers' phone numbers in my address book somewhere.

Think I should send one your way?

[clinically]

Sure. Then I can explain to her how you confused me with someone who needs one.