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[ Growling. ] Humans are all the same.

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Nah.

Duh. Name one good reason.

Good reason for humans? I don't know about that.

But quite a few solid arguments can be made for their diversity.

Some of them are awful in different areas, maybe.

[ He sniffs. The scent doesn't quite match the appearance. ]

Isn't everyone awful in some ways? You just have to treat them right to draw out what parts you like.

... Yes, good idea. I will treat those who enslave me with all the respect I can muster.

Whatever you wish to be doing. Respect to their face, mischief behind their backs is the road I'd be taking.

Sadly.

[ He smirks. ] If the ban allows it, certainly. Or if their orders aren't quite clear enough.

Finding loopholes must be your specialty.

Better than a more diverse breed of idiots, though.

[ Pardon him switching forms (and positions, for that matter), but the line always reminds him of her. ]

I've been in the business for a while.

[Eh, he's used to weird stuff.]

I'd imagine so. Djinn?

They are a diverse breed of idiots. Too smart to fall in line without question and too stupid to realize the differences between them are, overall, generally meaningless.

How do you know?

Deductive reasoning.

You talked of enslavement and orders you apparently have to follow, albeit to the letter, so there is room for loopholes. You say you've been around for a long time and you mentioned a ban. Plus that handy way of casually switching form.

Mostly, I'm just a genius.

Oh Loki, you speak my mind. They are also the only species that springs to mind who manage to keep coming up with new, creative ways to murder each other.

Mostly, you're not all too human.

Actually, I'm not at all human. Point in my favor, you don't seem to like humans much.

They were born in murderous blood, what else should one expect?

They aren't particularly likable.

You smell like a fox. Doesn't fit with what you're looking like. I'm guessing a spirit of sorts?

Personally, I once expected they'd be over and done with once the Roman Empire falls, but alas, no such luck.

Resilient things, I can give them that. Reminds me of -- cockroaches.

Some are, some are not. But I'd imagine I'd be prejudiced and narrow-minded, too, if I were in your position.

Could be. What's your definition of 'spirit'? Actually, what's your definition of 'fox'? I am mine.

Poor cockroaches. At least they don't think they own the world.

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