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That woman really deserves a medal.

I dunno, sir. [Clint leans against the back of the sofa, a grin quirking at his lips.] Have her look after us lot for a day, and we'll see.

It might be a good test of her skills. See if she can deal with a group of superheroes.

Then again, we already have our own Super Nanny...

[Wasn't paying attention to the show] Give her a week with Tony then maybe. Those parents should be ashamed of themselves for how horrible their kids are. They act like that as adults and they'd be spending time in jail.

Edited 2012-06-18 02:26 (UTC)

Sometimes I feel like I should ask the director for a raise.

I've thought about hiring her. [He takes a handful of popcorn and offers the bowl to her.]

[Pepper snickers a little as she takes a few kernels] I give her half an hour. Then she'd be begging us to let her quit.

C'mon. You get to see the 'Star Spangled Man' every day. That's raise enough, right? [Clint's shoulders are shaking a little, holding back a laugh. He braces his hand on the back of the sofa, before jumping over and into a sitting position. No matter how many times he's been told not to.] What was on before this? Hoarders?

I'm never going to live that down, am I? [An arch of a brow.]

Wife Swap.

[Needless to say, being on leave is starting to drive Coulson a little batty.]

Let me think about that for a moment. [A beat.] No.

Was it the God Warrior one? That one's funny.

It was one with a crazy home schooling family who think going to an amusement part and riding roller coasters counts as learning about physics.

I don't know. That could totally work...

If done properly. But this woman was an idiot.

They usually are. That's when it's interesting.

It's more interesting when they have two families that are completely different. I like seeing people cry.

[Not just on TV either.]

Sadistic son of a bitch.

[He says this a little fondly. He's mostly amused.]

I have very few pleasures in life.

I would be inclined to agree, most these days can not handle as much.

Aw, c'mon. What about your cellist?

[Have you ever seen Phil look like the deer in headlights? No? Well, there's a first time for everything.]

That's...not what it seems.

[Which means Clint isn't going to let it drop, because it just got very interesting.]

No? How about you tell me what it is like, then?

[Phil's wishing he didn't have to have this conversation with Clint right now. Not with the amount of painkillers he has running through his system. But, those same painkillers make him a little more confident.]

It's not really a cellist. It's more...code for someone else.

[Clint laughs, rolling his eyes. He should've known that Coulson would have a code for something like that. It's never that simple with him.]

Of course it is. Code for their own safety reasons, or personal?

I don't even know why some people have children.

Still. Would be amusing to see what it takes to break Nanny Jo.

[He needs to get back in the field. Badly.]

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