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[dealing_death]

Ten minutes seems a little excessive.

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[allthatmatters]

[snort] I could take that punk out in ten minutes.

[dealing_death]

It wouldn't take me more than two minutes to separate his head from his shoulders.

[allthatmatters]

That's why you get to be on the fancy chart.

[dealing_death]

Indeed. Though they did get some things wrong. Like the bit about sunlight.

[allthatmatters]

And somewhere, Angel has a sudden pang of jealousy.

[dealing_death]

Also after living as long as I have I'd like to think I have wisdom...

Who's Angel.

[allthatmatters]

[Oh, that gets a smirk.] I don't know, I've met a lot of stupid old men.

Vampire. Kills other vampires. Same gig as you, right? [She's not judging. Multiverse shit is weird.

Her hand is. Lingering near her stakes, though. Habit.]

[dealing_death]

I've met a lot of them myself.

Vampire that kills vampires, yes. Among other things.

[immortal_pirate]

Laughs, "Is that how many minutes you can tolerate his sparkly ass before you kill him? Or is that how long you take to kill him?"

[dealing_death]

I believe they think it will take me ten minutes to kill him. Which is laughable.