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[dealing_death]

This should prove to be interesting.

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[what_fourth_wall]

Things are ALWAYS interesting when you're LATEXLICIOUS!!!!

(Seriously, this making up of words thing really has to stop...)

[dealing_death]

I do love a moving target at the shooting range.

[what_fourth_wall]

OOO! OOO! Me too!!!

...You ARE speaking in highly euphimistic kink-speak, right?

[dealing_death]

I was speaking in the 'I have a fifty caliber hand gun...well two...and am considering shooting you' way.

[what_fourth_wall]

You can shoot MY fifty caliber hand gun ANY day, latexlicious! Don't worry, I won't tell any of your boyfriends!!!

[dealing_death]

[And she unloads the guns, both of them, on Deadpool.]

[what_fourth_wall]

OUCH!!! [on the ground] You could've just been the petal that said "Loves me not"...geez...

[dealing_death]

But this is more intimate.

[what_fourth_wall]

I'd prefer to be using MY gun, but far be it from me to judge a kink!

[dealing_death]

I'm certain you have NO idea what a condom is. So no thank you.

[what_fourth_wall]

*snickers* Do you say it "con-dom" like the Brits???

[dealing_death]

You have no idea what a con-dom is. And I'm not British. [You get shot again DP]

[what_fourth_wall]

I know what they are! They're those funny banana wrappers! Although why you'd need a wrapper for a banana, I dunno. It already has a peel! But the counselors back in school used to put them on the bananas all the time...weirdos.

...SERIOUSLY! Do you know how much that HURTS????

[dealing_death]

I do. I've been shot plenty of times.