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Claudia Donovan ([personal profile] knockedtwice) wrote in [community profile] sixwordstories2012-07-04 10:25 pm
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Woah woah woah! [Flails] No touchy!
what_fourth_wall: (luv)

[personal profile] what_fourth_wall 2012-07-05 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
Awww...but me touchy you GOOD touch! Not bad touch!

(That is either stretching the phrase or a little racist. Or both. Stay classy, you. We're gonna get SO many ladies with lines like that...)

*mutters* Sarcasm not appreciated, parenthesis!
what_fourth_wall: (Did I say that out loud?)

[personal profile] what_fourth_wall 2012-07-05 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
HEEEY, is that a GUN in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

(Girls don't have guns in their pockets. Well, THOSE kinds of guns.)

So, happy to see me?

(...yeah. Whatever. Roll with that and see how far it gets you.)

You wanna make out in my big white van?
what_fourth_wall: (jaw drop)

[personal profile] what_fourth_wall 2012-07-05 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
(O.O)

Dude. Your brackets just broke my parenthesis! I think my brain is still trying to figure that one out!

Also, a van sprayed with candy that is stuck to the sides? Oh COME ON! You HAVE to admit that would be kind of awesome! I'D go in that van, stranger danger or no!

But then again, I have LOTS of guns. They make everything okay for me!

(O.O)

...Yep, parenthesis are still outta commission.
onthe_threshold: (taller than you)

[personal profile] onthe_threshold 2012-07-05 06:35 am (UTC)(link)
You had a spider on you.
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[personal profile] what_fourth_wall 2012-07-05 03:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Bathsalts??? *laughs out loud* I'm not a face eating druggie dude! There isn't a drug out there that'd work on me.

(Only you could hit on a woman and get accused of being a bath salts face eating guy.)

Fun fact! I heard they only found weed in that guy's system. Check out my hyperlink!!! Don't worry, that's not a euphemism for my penis.

See? So it wasn't bath salts. No worries there! ANYBODY could eat your face off at ANY time without drugs!

(Not sure that's gonna make her feel better about us there, partner...)
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[personal profile] what_fourth_wall 2012-07-06 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
Isn't it just???
onthe_threshold: (wry look)

[personal profile] onthe_threshold 2012-07-06 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
My pleasure, small redheaded woman.