It's your fae curiosity! I'm NOT really that fun! I'm a crazy fugly creeper dude!

(Well, we are actually pretty fun. It sells our books.)

Okay, so maybe a LITTLE fun. But only because I need to teach you to use the gun. Fae don't usually like guns, so it'll do you a lot of good.

*squinty eyes and pursed lips* You probably just got lucky, but I guarantee you, there HAVE to be creepers there. I'll bet you twenty bucks.