what_fourth_wall: (someones gonna die)
what_fourth_wall ([personal profile] what_fourth_wall) wrote in [community profile] sixwordstories 2012-07-09 05:29 am (UTC)

But...why does the honesty matter? *shrugs* I'm honest cause...well..cause why not? If you're a hottie, I'm gonna let you know! If your hubby's movie tanked, I'll let you know that too!

*screws up his lips behind the mask and sighs* You PEOPLE and your SWORDS! Seriously, what IS it with you vampire hunter types??? I mean, I love me some swords, don't get me worng, BUT...okay look. Vampire. Right there. *points at one running across a random field sparkling up the place*

PULL! *he whips out a double barreled shotgun and fires. The head pretty much disintegrates* See? SEE? What's your sword got on THAT splut?

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