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[aidsburgerbitch]

Fuck this 'being a medium' bullshit.

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[doesthedishes]

If that is the club motto I’ll buy it.

[aidsburgerbitch]

I should get me a shirt. Or a button.

[doesthedishes]

I’d be all for a get out jail if card. But I’d settle for a button.
First timer too?

I always mess up 'shit' and 'this'. My brain's warped.

[aidsburgerbitch]

Somethin' like that. I needs to find me a way to put a ghost-condom on or some shit. This whole being a puppet thing's getting old.

[slayers_desire]

They can be loud.

[aidsburgerbitch]

Can be? Sugar, they be screamin' in my head and using me like a goddamn glove. Ain't nothin' louder then when they's is in you.

[slayers_desire]

I am used to the voices... so much that when a spirit speaks it can get lost.

I know a few warding spells that might help.

[aidsburgerbitch]

I don't know 'bout that. Last time I got tangled up in magic, that's what started this whole bullshit. Can't you jus'... burn some incense or some shit?

[slayers_desire]

Magic is not for everyone. [April acknowledges with a soft smile]

I think you are safe from them here.

((by the way, True Blood character! Woot!))

[aidsburgerbitch]

Magic and all dat supernatural shit's what's gotten me where I is right now, and that's a bad place.


(ooc - I couldn't deny him any longer.)

[oppositeofsatan]

It'll get easier. And you got me.

Yay Jesus /happy

[aidsburgerbitch]

You think you can talk louder than them dead folks?

[slayers_desire]

Supernatural shit is a good way to put it. [April smiles tiredly. She deals with that world far too often. Being of that world herself]

Re: Ditto. Is okay <3

[doesthedishes]

Failing that they could remember their damn manners. Maybe knock before coming in out of no where as if that isn’t terrifying. The feel of my own piss is always great to experience on a first date.

[aidsburgerbitch]

It needs to go, s'what it needs to do.

<3

[aidsburgerbitch]

[That gets a laugh]

And you know they's never have anything good to say. Dead folks is all kinds of pissed.

[oppositeofsatan]

I'll do my best, or at least do a good job of distracting you.

[aidsburgerbitch]

[Well, that has a smile coming to his face]

You's is awfully good at that.

[slayers_desire]

[April bites her lip softly. There is not much she can do to offer him, since her solutions are A - Supernatural or B - Psychic. And she figures if supernatural things getting in his head bothers him, he won't want her in his head either.]

Sometimes using salt works. [This is not helpful. She sighs]

[doesthedishes]

I’ll apologize for the sarcasm later. This has just been a helluva ride.

[That gets his attention.] You’re good then, I haven’t had a full on conversation. They like to say my name though. I thought I was losing it hearing ‘Joshua’ when no one’s there.

[aidsburgerbitch]

[He gives her a pointed look]

Sugar, I been using salt e'ryday o' my life. I'm always around salt. Ain't made a lick o' difference.

[aidsburgerbitch]

Wait until one o' them bitches walks in yo' kitchen, then uses you as a damn puppet. Ain't nothin' fun or good about it, boyfriend.

[oppositeofsatan]

I know I am.

[He's just going to draw him close and kiss him quickly.]

[aidsburgerbitch]

[He ain't going to get any complaints from Lafayette, who's just going to kiss back with a soft hum of happiness]

[doesthedishes]

The hell…? What happened to the dead can't hurt you.

[aidsburgerbitch]

Tell that to the ones that slip me on like a very luscious glove. They's do lots o' hurting that way.

[slayers_desire]

I admit I don't have any bright ideas. But I will listen... and understand.

[aidsburgerbitch]

Ain't nothing to understand. Supernatural shit done took e'rthing from me.

[doesthedishes]

I’m sorry you have to go through that. You have friends and family who you can talk to?

[aidsburgerbitch]

We's all sorry about something, boyfriend.

[The question had him snorting and rolling his eyes.]

They's part o' the problem. Them and they's supernatural bullshit.

[doesthedishes]

[…] They what? You wanna figure that one out for me, ‘cause I’m having a world of trouble doing so my self.

[aidsburgerbitch]

What part o' that is difficult. My family is now a crazy ol' bat in a mental ward, a 'saved' auntie that lays with her preacher, an' my cousin, who's now a goddamn vampire.

And let's not even get into the topic o' my friends.

[doesthedishes]

Obviously I’m just a guy with a helluva sheltered life, otherwise I would have understood completely. Vampires? Come on.

For the moment my gut instinct is torn between considering you an utter loon or one hundred percent legit. Actually it is just saying you’re both, which is probably understandable no one can have this stuff on them and not be completely sane. Either way that gut instinct also tells me you’ve a good heart, that’s all that matters.

[aidsburgerbitch]

Do I look like I'm makin' this shit up? Trust me, if I could pretend those fuckers didn't exist, I would.

You ain't been the first to think that. Hell, people been thinkin' I'm cray-cray since I could walk. Runs in the family as well. That, and the whole fabulous vibe I got goin' on.

[doesthedishes]

[Holds his hands up in surrender.] Alright.

Cut me some slack, if we are not talking Bathsalt inducing, zombie drugs, this has just reached a whole new level of weird for me. You might be used to it, me, I need some time to get my head around that.

[aidsburgerbitch]

Boyfriend, no one ever get's used to it. You just... deal. Move on. Stickin' and dwellin's the best way to get yo'self killed.

[doesthedishes]

Some good advice there. I don’t want to take up any more of your time, I’m sure you have enough to do.