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[forgothowtomiss]

...I'll give bats points for echolocation.

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[toxic_tsarina]

Yeah, sure, I'll just tie you down again or lock you in a padded area. Like a baby crib.

[Even if she was going to get up to play into the whole bit, he ruined it by falling all over her, causing a tiny 'oof' from her. Instinctively her knees came up and she made sure they hit his ribs.]

Are you gaining weight, Barton? [Said in a falsely, strained voice.]