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sixwordstories2012-07-29 04:05 pm
daywalkingblade) wrote in sixwordstories2012-07-29 04:05 pm
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The Olympics is run by suckheads.
Really?!
Wait.
No. You're totally making that up!
Wait.
No. You're totally making that up!
No, I'm not.
Think about it -- it's a competition that brings together the best humans, and determines who's the best, and healthiest, among them. The best of the best are motherfucking delicacies to the vampire elite. How many of 'em do you ever hear from again, really? What happens to all of them? Sure, you've got your Phelps's that are too big to disappear, but that ain't all of them.
Lotta things in this world go deeper than you know. Deeper than you want to know.
Think about it -- it's a competition that brings together the best humans, and determines who's the best, and healthiest, among them. The best of the best are motherfucking delicacies to the vampire elite. How many of 'em do you ever hear from again, really? What happens to all of them? Sure, you've got your Phelps's that are too big to disappear, but that ain't all of them.
Lotta things in this world go deeper than you know. Deeper than you want to know.
You are... [loss of words...] the most neurotic, paranoid person I ever met.
[But omg what if he has a point?! D:]
[But omg what if he has a point?! D:]
RIGHT? It's like those frikkin' commentors have been out of the game so long they've forgotten how hard it is to pull off a flawless full-twist layout. GET OFF JORDAN WEIBER'S CASE YOU DICKBAGS.
Oh Blade...you are the little stormcloud of SWS now it seems...
daywalkingblade
2012-07-30 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
No, I just know what other people don't want to know. Do your research, then get back to me on how many former contenders you can find records on.
Believe it or not, suckheads like the losers best. Nobody misses them, but they're still in pique physical condition. But every now and then, they can make off with a bronze winner, or if they wait long enough, a gold medalist that doesn't have any more olympic competitions in them.
Believe it or not, suckheads like the losers best. Nobody misses them, but they're still in pique physical condition. But every now and then, they can make off with a bronze winner, or if they wait long enough, a gold medalist that doesn't have any more olympic competitions in them.
Yeah, she should've won. She's the best.
Think about it. She should've won.
Think about it. She should've won.
Well, I mean, Gabby's awesome, but Jordan's floor routine deserved a higher score than Aly's for sure.
You think it's rigged? Like the twelve year olds on China's Beijing team?
You think it's rigged? Like the twelve year olds on China's Beijing team?
You think they really wait every two years?
I think some suckhead got greedy for a damn good shot at a gold medalist. I don't think we'll be hearing from her again.
At least, you wouldn't normally. I've been workin' some angles, and if I have my way it'll be open season on some of the suckhead elite.
At least, you wouldn't normally. I've been workin' some angles, and if I have my way it'll be open season on some of the suckhead elite.
Ug. Research? Really?. [A dramatic wilt of rainbow fairy wings at the THOUGHT]
You know, they probably just... go get jobs after they don't win gold. You know... become accountants or work in retail.
You know, they probably just... go get jobs after they don't win gold. You know... become accountants or work in retail.
...
...wait.
When you say "suckhead".
It's not meant to be code for "douchebag," is it?
...wait.
When you say "suckhead".
It's not meant to be code for "douchebag," is it?
Yeah. It's a fucking holiday to them. Just like it is to the humans, but for a different reason. You have no idea how much money changes hands for who gets to have a new blood doll. It's a goddamn game to them, and those who get Olympiads parade them around suckhead circles like trophies.
Oh I have an idea. I know the kind of corporations that are built on blood money.
You really want to keep telling yourself that? Or you want to help me make sure that they do get those jobs? [Of course, if the suckhead elite don't get them, some suckhead probably will...but she doesn't need to know that]
It'll mean leaving your Phoenix overlords for a while...
It'll mean leaving your Phoenix overlords for a while...
...Y'know, you're the guy with the coat stuffed full'a stakes. Who'm I to argue with expertise? You go and keep 'merica's athletes safe from health-nut vampires.
I'm sure you do.
[his eyes narrow] I need you to tell me one thing right now. Why shouldn't I put a silver, garlic tipped bullet in your heart? You move like one of them. You smell like one of them. Nine times outta ten, that means you are one of them. The other one time, you're me.
And you aren't me. So start talking.
[his eyes narrow] I need you to tell me one thing right now. Why shouldn't I put a silver, garlic tipped bullet in your heart? You move like one of them. You smell like one of them. Nine times outta ten, that means you are one of them. The other one time, you're me.
And you aren't me. So start talking.
More like vampires that like the finest wine of the year. But you get the point. I'll do that.
Good to see you're doin' all right after that war in LA.
Good to see you're doin' all right after that war in LA.
I am totally fine telling myself that. Totally fine! But. I guess I should make sure...[Awwman, No one wants retail jobs, it's almost crueler than being Vampire Food!]
Well.. if Scott and Emma need me, it's not like they can't call, right?
Well.. if Scott and Emma need me, it's not like they can't call, right?
I don't know what you are. But I do know what I am.
A vampire. Who was born a vampire.
And right now, pregnant too.
A vampire. Who was born a vampire.
And right now, pregnant too.
[Blinks. Slooowly levels a finger at him.]
That was you! Sonnovabitch! Always kinda wondered what happened to you! Ended up in London, huh?
That was you! Sonnovabitch! Always kinda wondered what happened to you! Ended up in London, huh?
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