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Hot, always hot. But where I come from everyone can play with fire.

[Yeah technically she's talking about another world all together, the place where all types of fire beings are born.]

Hot... really? It's hot where I'm from too!

[But not 'everyone is fire' hot. Kronk looked very happy to see her again; he never forgot people who gave him cookies!]

Oh yes. It got boring though, that's why I left. I wanted to find people who were different, learn about other places.

[What would poor Kronk think if he knew she'd been employed, after a fashion, by the emperor? And while she did protect Kuzco from harm, her main job was really to cause hell for Yzma?]

Ohh. I like meeting all these different people too! They're great and they got different clothes and different food and stuff. [Kronk was busy, obediently folding laundry for Yzma. Slinky purple dresses and bright pink corsets and a nighty with sequins... there was so much to ruin there! But he'd be very, very shocked if he knew what she was up to. Kronk was a good Junior Chipmunk scout and he'd never cause hell for anyone, let alone his boss!]

Oh yes! It's great fun, and I've seen things from everywhere! I'll be living here for a while, I'm sure I'll have so much fun.

[Obvious or subtle? that was the question. She could light a fire. Or maybe find a way to sprinkle one of the potions she'd stolen on the clothes? That sounded good actually, but which one?]

[Kronk folded another dress, before stretching his legs out. He was always working; chores or being Yzma's method of transport or cooking or just standing next to her for hours and hours. The idea of rebelling was so foreign to him that he'd never agree to it, though!]

Are you tired too? And...uh. Are you going to stay here forever?

Edited 2012-08-07 17:04 (UTC)

[Oh that's okay. She's sneaky enough that it doesn't really matter. Kronk may get blamed for some of the stuff she ends up doing, but she's smart enough to not tell him what she's up to. Hands behind her back she summons a small bottle from the pocket dimension she hid her "borrowed" items in. She kind of wandered passed the laundry basket, letting the liquid "accidentally" spill out onto the clothes. Sorry Yzma, next time you get dressed you'll be sprouting fur. And it may take a couple days to realize your clothes are the problem.]

Kinda tired. I dunno, I'll be here a long time though. [She'd more or less agreed to stay and keep an eye on Kuzco after all.]

[Poor Kronk. He really did like her! He thought they where friends, because she never yelled it him or make fun of how dumb he was. ~~Furry!Yzma was going to KILL HIM; accidently spilling a potion was just going to point at Kronk... It was so obviously a Kronk thing.~~]

Me too! Yzma hired me and I have to stay here forever. ['Forever' was a decade in Yzma henchman years. Then, he'll be 38 and too old for her. Yzma did some serious cougaring!]

[She can't be too obvious about causing trouble can she? Yzma already tries to capture her to get a hold of those magic feathers and her abilities. Of course she'll do plenty that is obviously her as well. It's a game of sorts.]

Yeah? Kuzco took me on. I get the honor of protecting him. [~~And keeping him amused with her pranks.~~]

Ohhh... is that the same kinda thing like with me and Yzma? I got to protect her too. [Doing a swell job too! Not.]

And I got to look real good. Do you got to look real good too? [She... didn't really look like she had to look good, not what those skinny little arms! But maybe that was a good thing for a girl?]

Pretty much, yes. [And hey, she gets to light the people who try and stab Kuzco on fire, that's a bonus right there.]

Uh huh. He even had me go out and get better clothes. [With Yzma's money. Hey, has she noticed that a large amount has gone missing yet?]

That's great! I remember when I first got all my new clothes... I looked all smart. [Smart probably wasn't the word for it, but it was an improvement on that oversized poncho(with chipmunk stitching on the front) that he used to wear at the very least. And no... Yzma didn't notice. Yet.]

Do you think he's going to pinch your arms and legs and chest a lot, like Yzma does with me?

[Soon enough. She was kind of waiting for the explosion. Maybe she'd notice while she was furry! ~~Eliza is a terrible person, but this stuff is funny.~~]

Oh probably not, it doesn't seem to be his thing.

Oh... maybe he's just kinda shy! Or he's one of those guys who likes guys who likes guys. [Kronk shrugged, before smiling to himself.]

I finished all of Yzma's laundry!

I think it's more likely that he's shy. [Or too focused on himself to care about anyone else. Same thing.]

You did! I bet she'll be happy. [Kind of can't wait to see her reaction to being furry.]

I'm shy too! But...uh. But I thought that, when you're good looking, you always get attention from girls and stuff?

Emperor Kuzco's always saying how good he looks and everything. [So confused here!]

Ohhh... I sure hope so! Maybe I'll get to have extra dessert?

Oh trust me, he gets plenty of attention.

Maybe! [~~Probably not.~~]

REALLY? That's good for him! He likes attention.

[Kronk figured that last bit out all by himself.]

Do you think so? Sometimes, if I beg a lot, I get to have Yzma's dessert... the part she didn't eat yet.