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sixwordstories2012-08-13 10:37 pm
iceicebobbydrake) wrote in sixwordstories2012-08-13 10:37 pm
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There's really no place like home.
What?! Oh come on Bibbity Bobbity Beaubier,, home is where the heart is! And all that jazz.
Edited 2012-08-14 03:13 (UTC)
Fsst.
I just fucked my way t'rough the summer Olympics. Home is overrated.
I just fucked my way t'rough the summer Olympics. Home is overrated.
Me and Tony were just whoring it up all over d'place. Totally awesome.
I always get tested regularly, otter-pop. I haven't caught anything in years.
I always get tested regularly, otter-pop. I haven't caught anything in years.
There's gonna be a banned poster with both you guys on it at the next Olympics. Banned for distracting the players from the games. I'm sure China has a hit on you cause they didn't win as much gold medals as they'd like.
Good! That is very responsible.
... Otter-pup?
Good! That is very responsible.
... Otter-pup?
Don't be silly, they adored us. Aside from everyone who hates us.
I don't want to pass gross shit on to my loved ones.
Pop. Like a freeze-pop.
I don't want to pass gross shit on to my loved ones.
Pop. Like a freeze-pop.
Aside from those guys, of course.
That's the way to do it.
Still confused on the Otter part. I'd get like penguin, or snow seal, but otter?
That's the way to do it.
Still confused on the Otter part. I'd get like penguin, or snow seal, but otter?
My presence at the Olympics is still a nice big 'fuck you' to certain people.
I know.
Whatever, you look like an otter.
I know.
Whatever, you look like an otter.
You're only just realizing that? Be nice if the others realized that too. [Purses her lips.]
Always gotta show them what's up, huh? Well good might as well.
I don't look like an otter! I mean I you think I'm adorable then fine but I don't have otter like qualities.
I don't look like an otter! I mean I you think I'm adorable then fine but I don't have otter like qualities.
I realized it before. It's just nice to say thugs out loud. Like 'Hey it's a lovely day. Or 'Your butt looks great in those jeans!'
Edited 2012-08-14 13:41 (UTC)
How does that work when Home keeps changing anyway?
I'm still pissed, so yes.
Sure you do. You're all, "durrrr, look at me, I amuse children! Watch me play!"
Sure you do. You're all, "durrrr, look at me, I amuse children! Watch me play!"
XD THANK YOU. I think this guy is the perfect Bobby Drake.
iceicebobbydrake
2012-08-14 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[He folds his hand in to a fist in a gesture of solidarity.]
All the more power to you, brother.
[FROWNING. SO FROWNING RN.]
... I don't say 'Duuur' . And I like kids! And joking around. Still doesn't make me an otter. Makes me a fun guy. Not everyone can be a brooding machine like Logan.
All the more power to you, brother.
[FROWNING. SO FROWNING RN.]
... I don't say 'Duuur' . And I like kids! And joking around. Still doesn't make me an otter. Makes me a fun guy. Not everyone can be a brooding machine like Logan.
Edited 2012-08-14 19:04 (UTC)
Well, I pretty much grew up in Westchester. Spent at least fifteen years here, so I gotta say this place is much more home to me.
[Snort.]
You can argue all you like, otter-pop.
Logan can be weirdly maternal. It creeps me the fuck out. Like he's going to shred his costume and start screaming, "suckle at my teeeeeeeeeeeeeeat!" at his poor clone. Good drinking buddy, though.
You can argue all you like, otter-pop.
Logan can be weirdly maternal. It creeps me the fuck out. Like he's going to shred his costume and start screaming, "suckle at my teeeeeeeeeeeeeeat!" at his poor clone. Good drinking buddy, though.
Edited 2012-08-14 19:09 (UTC)
So... It's hard to call a floating asteroid Home?
Well, do you feel comfortable and at ease there?
Well, it beats Limbo...... and getting beat up in Oakland..
Well fine, You're gonna be... Canadian-stork.
It's weird, isn't it? Like, Logan always has a young teenager female sidekick. And no one questions it! Not to mention hes like, a bajillion years old so thats just weird.
He's been doing well as Principal of the school though. Did not expect it from him.
Ugh, what a horrible mental image. He's extremely hairy, Jp.
Yeah, that man can drink me under the table and back again.
It's weird, isn't it? Like, Logan always has a young teenager female sidekick. And no one questions it! Not to mention hes like, a bajillion years old so thats just weird.
He's been doing well as Principal of the school though. Did not expect it from him.
Ugh, what a horrible mental image. He's extremely hairy, Jp.
Yeah, that man can drink me under the table and back again.
Edited 2012-08-14 19:24 (UTC)
[Aw Megan. Don't be sad. Bobby frowns and pats his hand over her head.]
Tell me about it. I used to get my ass kicked all the time back where I grew up. But hey, one of these days your gonna find a place where you feel safe, and that'll be your home.
Tell me about it. I used to get my ass kicked all the time back where I grew up. But hey, one of these days your gonna find a place where you feel safe, and that'll be your home.
Edited 2012-08-14 19:30 (UTC)
Stork? I'm only five eleven! I t'ink you've just been gazing lovingly at my legs again.
If there's grass on the field, play ball?
He's a crusty old fuck, but he cares about the kids.
I KNOW. Total walking Bear Bar.
I keep up. Good metabolism.
If there's grass on the field, play ball?
He's a crusty old fuck, but he cares about the kids.
I KNOW. Total walking Bear Bar.
I keep up. Good metabolism.
Canadian-pigeon? Your legs aren't that impressive.
NO. NO. NO. NOT OKAY. They're our students , Jean-Paul! NO.
Yes, he does. It's weird.
Ugh, I think Im gonna vomit.
My metabolism isn't as great. Unfortunately.
NO. NO. NO. NOT OKAY. They're our students , Jean-Paul! NO.
Yes, he does. It's weird.
Ugh, I think Im gonna vomit.
My metabolism isn't as great. Unfortunately.
You got your ass kicked? Really? But...
[We cannot believe this. It simply does not make sense in the worldview of an idealistic, hero-worshipping teenager.]
I mean... I've been through some of the training sessions and field missions and they are completely brutal and totally unfair most of the time... but... You?
Really?
[We cannot believe this. It simply does not make sense in the worldview of an idealistic, hero-worshipping teenager.]
I mean... I've been through some of the training sessions and field missions and they are completely brutal and totally unfair most of the time... but... You?
Really?
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