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The only people who ever say that are recent transplants from the Midwest.

Not true.

[Donna says, wagging her index finger from side to side.]

It depends in what area of work you place yourself in. You wouldn't believe how man grown men I've seen leave the office in a fit of tears because they couldn't handle the pressure of the city. Grown men.

You mean grown pansies.

[She smiles at him, twirling the pen in her hand as she sweeps her long red hair off her shoulders.]

I do. I offered them a midol since they were so emotional, they didn't seem very amused by it.

[Snort chuckle.]

THAT is inspired, ma'am.

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What can I say. Pearson Hardmen is one of the top law firms in the country. They should have known the level of pressure they were agreeing in to when they first applied here.

You're a lawyer?

No. I'm an Executive assistant. The law just could not handle my beauty.

[She says far too dramatically, hand resting just over her heart.]

My phone answering talents would go to complete waste.

Oh. Well, that's important too.

My one girlfriend's a lawyer.

I think so. Harvey would be at a total loss with out me.

Really? What practice does she work for?

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I wonder if redhead assistants make better ones. A friend of mine has one, and he'd probably die without her.

She has her own firm! Her name is Jennifer Walters. She winds up working a lot of metahuman cases.

It must be something in our beautiful genes

Well good for her. Its hard to keep independent businesses afloat these days. Metahumans? We don't get a lot of cases like that, mostly corporate accounts. We get metahuman every so often, mostly probono cases.

Must be. Gingers are kinda rare and all.

She's awfully good at what she does.
So that sort of stuff doesn't freak you out? Awesome.

We are an exotic and rare species.

She sounds like my kind of woman.

Honey, the things I've seen knowing Harvey Spector? Very little phases me anymore.

And feisty, apparently.

Oh, she's great. She once threw a bus at me.

Excellent. Oh, gosh, where are my manners... Matthew Callahan, ma'am.

But of course! Our personalities got to match out hair color.

The lady is strong. Talk about girl power.

[She smiles up at him, her chin resting in her hand.]

Donna Paulsen.

Both are lovely.

That's my She-Hulk.

[He smiles back. He has a shockingly dorky smile.] A pleasure.

You are quite the charmer. I should bring you around the office. You could teach those associates a thing or two about manners.

[She smiles and gives a wink]

truth be told most of the boys are too terrified by me to even peep a word.

She-hulk. That I have heard of! So you're dating a super hero. Wow. Whats that like?

If you like, ma'am. I also bake, so I can bribe people.

Their loss, the cowards.

It's... interesting. I wound up on a tabloid the other week, THAT was new.

[She gasped over dramatically, slapping her hand down on the counter.]

Do not tell me your a man that bakes. That is my kryptonite. Do you make little eclair thingys? I love little eclair thingys!

You can't fault them, they are quite young.

A tabloid, huh? You better get used to it, Stud. It's what happens when good looking people date the famous.

I do, yeah. I'm actually, uh. Opening a bakery. First day is Monday unless something explodes.

I can fault them.

Yeah, I guess so. It's just very odd for me - I've never been even like, a real person before and now I'm on TV and in papers and then this stupid magazine...
...stud?

Omigod. If I didn't know you had girlfriends already I'd be forcing you in to marrying me.

Sometimes I feel bad. Some of them look like sad little puppies.

The transition can always be a bit strange. Or so I'm told. Honestly I don't think the paparazzi camera could capture my beauty. Thats why I had to tell John Hamm no.

Yes! You are quite handsome, you look like that guy from that vampire tv show.

Heh, sorry.

Wusses. I don't understand all these men who think a strong woman will make their dick fall off.

It's very odd. ...the Mad Men guy? He's cool.

I don't like vampires, they're total wusses. And I hear now they sparkle and crap. I watch a lot of the cooking network.

My heart will heal over time.

Intimidated. Not sure why, I don't have to have the remote all time. Just most of it.

No no no, He is gorgeous is what I think you mean.

They do unfortunately. I think its all that then agnst emotion bubbling up to the surface. Making them shine like pretty little unicorns.

Makes sense. I watch that station at times. Its such food porn.

You can still get cookies from me.

It's ridiculous. Women are inherently stronger than men. If you accept that, you can be happy.

Uhm, sure? I'm not into dudes.

Gross.

Oh, it so is. ...and I watch way too much TLC, I'm ashamed to admit.

If you give me the name and when you open I promise I'll get a couple dozen for the office.

You are the perfect man. Seriously. Can you read my mind? Are you secretly Mel Gipson?

Then take my word. Trust me. Mister Draper fell off the handsome tree and hit every branch on the way down.

I guess some mindless girls are in to that. After all, diamonds are a girls best friend.

Are you kidding? Why wouldn't you? I happen to watch crappy reality tv shows when I get the chance. I think my top two are Ru Pauls Drag Race and Real House Wives of Jersey. They're so trashy, I feel like a million bucks afterward.

Monday at six-thirty. It's called 'Sweet Tempered.'

I can, actually. I'm telepathic.

Heh, okay.

I thought handguns were.

I hatewatched all of Toddlers and Tiaras, and now I'm paranoid about having a girl.

Oh. Please. You're actually admitting to needing help?

Who said that. I was talking about the little associates. Especially Harold. Do you see how he flails through the office? The boy needs help.