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Oh! Fridge cats are the best cats to hug! Fridge and freezer cats, not that my cats have ended up in the freezer or anything!

Why's that? Do they shed less if they're a tiny bit chilled?

I dunno. I think I was drunk when I did it the first time? Now it probably happens once every three months? It's part of cat rent.

Cat rent! I like it! "You can have kibble when I'm done rubbing my face in your fuzzy belly!"

I do that to my fat cat. He doesn't really like to be touched at all but sometimes I just grab him and hug him and shove my face into his big belly and force him to pay his dues. Hey they shouldn't be allowed free room and board and all the wet and dry food they can eat just because they're a pet! They have to pay something! So its cuddles and sometimes I put the littlest in the fridge just to confuse her.

It's gonna be pitch dark in there once you shut the door, so I bet that's plenty confusing! I thought usually cats paid rent by killing bugs and mice, though?

It is, but its not like I leave them in there. I usually just shut them inside when they crawl into it when I have it open. They act like I never feed them and when I open the fridge they're like 'FOOOOOO9OOD'.

Which is weird, because it's not like cat food is refrigerated or anything, is it?

Well no but mine get cheese, bacon, cereal milk and chicken as snacks. And they all know where that is.

Your cats get milk?! I thought that gave 'em diarrhea! Or the heaves.

A lot of them, because they can't process it. They shouldn't get a lot of it either way. My youngest will sit at your feet and BEG you for your cereal milk though.

Huh, I wonder if we'd be like that too, if we didn't drink milk constantly all our lives.

How many cats have you got, anyway?

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