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Seconded!

Hey, somebody's finally got it right. Cool.

S'like the only homophobic people are the ones who're scared they're gay. Closeted and shit.

It's about time someone just got out there and stated the obvious.

I wish that were true, Puck, but it's actually ignorant straight people who are the worst at the end of the day. Those who think being gay is a disease that can be cured, and they might catch it if we stand too close.

Huh.

Dude, I don't know about that. Like, I knew this chick who was making out with other chicks, and now she's, like, married and has a kid and I was totally doing her when her husband was at work. So.

The gay disease thing is bullshit, though. Guess they had Hagberg for Health class. And, like, showed up.

Well, the gang of guys who beat Blaine within an inch of his life just did it for shits and giggles because he was a fruit and too much of a pansy to fight back. That says it all, really.

Some people are bisexual, though. It's perfectly normal for them to want to do both males and females.

Yeah, but people do that shit for other reasons, you know? I didn't throw you in the dumpster 'cause you were gay, dude. I did it 'cause I could. Same reason I stole a couple pairs of Berry's panties.

I get that, but if you're all, "I'm gay," and then go, "I'm not gay," what the hell is that? Like, come on. Only thing you are is freakin' confused, dude.

Like, me? M'alllll about T & A. Not D & A.

I think considered when they were beating and kicking him they were calling him a filthy freak, and a faggy little fruit, and telling him the world's not going to miss one less fucking ass bandit, that maybe that time, it might just have been his sexuality, Puck. Oh, and that makes me feel so much better about the dumpster thing. That's lovely.

That's because if you're bisexual, you're not gay. You're bisexual. I'm pretty sure they not confused at all.

Have some cookies in your honour.

That's fucked up, dude. [He pauses for a moment, cocking his head, his voice somewhat gentler.] S'just not personal, you know? I was a dick. I get that. Y'know I'm sorry and I pulled my head out of my ass and, like, made up for it.

Dude, I'm saying if you're not bi and you're not gay. If you just like making out with dudes. Or chicks, if you're a chick. Maybe some people are scared, some people are confused, some people just like doing whatever, and some people just know.

...Gimme.