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[makesyoustranger]

Yes, I make my own clothes.

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[spookshow_baby]

And what pretty clothes, too! Looove the purple. Compliments your hair and shit.

[Baby let loose one of her high-pitched giggles, eyeing him without much modesty.]

[makesyoustranger]

Doesn't it? People just don't appreciate a bold use of colour.

[guilty_pianist]

Really? That's interesting.

[Not really, though Phillip assumes the polite response is to at least acknowledge the other man.]

[makesyoustranger]

It takes time and effort. People think it's the grand gestures. But, you know, I'm all about the little things.

[guilty_pianist]

....

[Phillip makes an effort to appear as if he's looked over the Joker's clothing.]

It seems your hard work has paid off.

[spookshow_baby]

Pssh, yeah, well, those people suck.

People are meant to be dominated and taken advantage of. Like what Otis does! We pick off tourists and shit, and then he turns their bodies into attractions for Captain Spaulding's ride! It's so fun, you should come see. Fishboy is one of my favorites, he was such a dork beforehand.

this is nemo btw

[makesyoustranger]

Sounds like a lot of fun. Maybe I'll holiday there.

[makesyoustranger]

[Wide grin.] Glad to hear it.

[guilty_pianist]

[Well, that grin is disturbing. Not that the Joker's appearance wasn't off putting already.]

...do you work for the circus?

[Dressed like a clown, making costume-like clothing...it all seems to reach that conclusion in the young pianist's head.]

[makesyoustranger]

Ahaha, not exactly.

[guilty_pianist]

[Huh. And yet he's dressed like that? Hopefully Phillip didn't offend.]

I beg your pardon.

[Yeah, Phillip should probably slink away now...]

bahaha! Grand, now I won't feel awful for her crazy.

[spookshow_baby]

Ooo, yeah! And I'll be sure to take extra care of you, mister. Say, I don't even know your name still, pumpkin! Mine's Baby.

[She winked.]

:D

[makesyoustranger]

Call me Joker, Puddin'

You'll have to return the favour, spend a day visiting Gotham. I'll show you all the sites.

[makesyoustranger]

You can beg. But you'll have to beg harder.

[Yeah he probably should...]

[guilty_pianist]

....

[If Brandon were here, he'd undoubtedly have some fitting to say; unfortunately, Brandon is not here and Phillip has never been good with words.]

Harder?

[What else could he be expected to say?]

[makesyoustranger]

Mmm, there should be tears. Screaming, maybe.

[guilty_pianist]

[Tears? Screaming? For an innocuous comment? That's a bit extreme.]

I...I'm sorry.

[Frown.]

But do you really think that's necessary?

[spookshow_baby]

[She giggled at the pet name, reaching forward to twirl a bit of his hair around her finger.]

You bet your cute little ass I will. Whachadoin' now? We should go get shakes and fuckin' fries or something.

[timetoplaynow]

Somehow, I'm not surprised by that revelation.

[pacificate]

Off-the-rack fits terribly.