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Best part of you being a Jew is me getting to celebrate your holidays. Is this one where we get drunk?

This is the one where I pretend I don't have sweet-and-sour pork in my fridge, and I don't answer the phone when my Nana calls 'cause I'm supposed to be at temple.

Dude, if you got the booze, I got the time.

[omg is this old verse or just random? sorry for the add-on, couldn't fit it in the subject line]

Why don't you go? [Just taking your sweet-and-sour pork, by the way.]

We're running low. I think I've only got a six-pack.

What, you gonna ride my ass about it, too? Nana? [Pun intended. And that's cute. Real cute. He's gonna helpfully drop your steamed tofu and veggies in your hand and snatch his sweet-and-sour pork away from you. Order your own next time, Abulous.]

So, neither of us is gonna get drunk. M'not going back out, I just got back.

I could. Or we could go together. I've never been to a Jewish temple. [He spears a piece of tofu and chews thoughtfully. Somehow a piece of Puck's pork makes it into his mouth, too.]

This Rosh Hashanah thing lasts a couple days, right? We can get drunk for it later.

My body's a temple, bro. You can go worship there anytime you want. [Reapplied pick-up lines FTW. They're just hunkering down and writing music for the time being ~~and their music is as manly as ever, shut up~~. Q-money is no longer his beard, and he's just "playing the field" or some stupid shit like that to kill time and defuse suspicion.]

Not really. Two days. Then ten days of saying sorry to JewGod for being a bad Jew. Then Yom Kippur. Chicks light candles. I'll teach you how to do it if you wanna... [...And then you can be a bad Jew and eat a big sausage by candlelight...]

That's the cheesiest thing you've ever said to me. Ever. [This lull makes Sam both more relaxed and antsy - it's weird having Quinn out of the picture, though that drawn-out period of personal hell is something that he doesn't care to repeat. He's not sure where they're supposed to go next, but he doesn't want to disrupt the peace they currently have by asking. But he's also not sure how long he can last not knowing.]

Yeah, sure. I'd like that. [He ignores the implied comment that he's a chick, because the thought of getting back into religion - any religion - appeals to him. He's neglected his Christian roots, and he actually feels kind of bad about it because, honestly, he misses it. It was a part of him growing up, and it always helped him relax.] Maybe we should just skip Christmas and do the whole Hanukkah thing instead this year. I can be a nice Jewish boy you can introduce to your Nana.

[He just smirks. There's really no response to that; Sam set it up perfectly. My good-looking Jewish body is a temple. A Jewish temple. COME WORSHIP ANYTIME YOU WANT. So. You gonna come worship now? Quinn has been out of the picture for awhile now, and he'll fuck around with a chick here, a chick there, but he always goes home in the end. It's all for the sake of appearances and nothing more.]

Cool. You light them and say some shit. S'easy. [It's usually the woman's role, but hey, if Sam wants to do it... besides, that's really the best Intro to Jew thing for him to do during Rosh Hashanah, anyway. There's really not much else for somebody to do if they're Jew-tarded.]

[He liked doing the two-holiday thing with Sam. Christmas was one of those crazyfestive things that most everybody celebrated, and Hannukah meant EIGHT days of gorging yourself on food, playing Strip Dreidel, and opening presents. Eight days is better than one day. Even Noah Puckerman can do that math. And introducing Sam to Nana Connie as a nice Jewish boy? Nana Connie is old-school. That won't go over well.] Only bad Jews eat sausage.

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SURPRISE

HOLY SHIT I was just saying how I missed playing with ~ quality ~ my love!

hfgugtjkf I missed playing with you a LOT. CAN WE DO OUR OLD VERSE BC I DON'T WATCH GLEE IDK

SHIT PLEASE new glee is dead to me - but I refuse to join ssws soooo yeah

my journal is already a mess from when i exported everything so sex can happen there

or mine, it's nice and neat yo ~ also I suck because I should be at temple for srs

i need to delete everything and start over ~ and lol u r puck

yes ~ well duh - and we should move this because SWS sucks